Lyrics Chapter 2 - Vince Gill

Whoa, said the Emperor
Let me get this straight
You're telling me that if I wear your exclusive clothes
I'll know which people in my company
Are not qualified for their positions
And I'll be able to pick out the losers
From the movers and shakers?
Oh-oh-oh

Sure as we're sitting here, sir
Well, then
I'll place a very large order
And I'll need it ASAP

The so-called tailors smiled at each other
Well, sir
Since we can already tell you're such a good customer
We'll make you this special, one-time offer

We wouldn't do this for just anybody
But since you're the Emperor
Have we got a deal for you!
Be careful Emperor

We've got some ocean front property in Arizona
From the front porch, you can see the city
Got some ocean front property in Arizona
If you buy, that well throw the Golden Gate in free

The Emperor gave the two swindlers
A lot of money in advance
So they could start working right away
They set up shop in an old warehouse
And pretended to be fashioning jeans
Out of the best quality denim
Sewing beautiful silk shirts
But really, there were doing a whole lot of nothing