Lyrics Where's My Sex? - Weezer
Mom
made
my
sex
She
knitted
it
with
her
hands
Sex-making
is
a
family
tradition
Going
back
to
the
caveman
days
They
were
walking
around
in
a
haze
Until
they
figured
it
out
And
they
said;
'Gosh
dang,
this
is
great!'
But
now
I'm
like
a
prehistoric
screwball
Walking
'round
with
no
sex
at
all,
I
said
Where's
my
sex?
I
thought
it
was
here
Under
the
bench
But
it
isn't
there
I've
got
no
idea
where
it
disappeared
to
I'm
running
late
I
can't
be
late
I
can't
go
out
without
my
sex
It's
cold
outside
if
my
toes
get
wet
And
people
will
think
that
I'm
an
alien
Just
cruising
in
to
make
a
friend
Meg
likes
to
hide
it
She
says
that
it
gives
her
a
kick
It
may
be
under
the
rug
Or
stuck
in
a
shoe
closet
Or
tumbling
'round
in
the
washing
machine
She's
always
trying
to
get
me
clean
She
adds
detergent
and
Bounce
to
eliminate
static
cling
It's
gonna
be
another
hour
or
more
'Til
I
am
ready
to
walk
out
the
door,
I
said
Where's
my
sex?
I
thought
it
was
here
Under
the
bench
But
it
isn't
there
I've
got
no
idea
where
it
disappeared
to
I'm
running
late
I
can't
be
late
I
can't
go
out
without
my
sex
It's
cold
outside
if
my
toes
get
wet
And
people
will
think
that
I'm
an
alien
Just
cruising
in
to
make
a
friend
People,
can
you
hear
me
talking?
I
know
you
all
are
happy,
rocking
Could
you
lend
me
a
dime,
pretty
please?
Brother,
sister
got
time?
I
got
no
Sex
on
my
feet
Sex
in
my
drawer
Sex
in
my
shoes
Or
sex
on
the
floor,
I
said
Where's
my
sex?
I
thought
it
was
here
Under
the
bench
But
it
isn't
there
I've
got
no
idea
where
it
disappeared
to
I'm
running
late
I
can't
be
late
I
can't
go
out
without
my
sex
It's
cold
outside
if
my
toes
get
wet
And
people
will
think
that
I'm
an
alien
Just
cruising
in
to
make
a
friend

1 Time Flies
2 Where's My Sex?
3 Brave New World
4 Smart Girls
5 Unspoken
6 Trainwrecks
7 Memories
8 Ruling Me
9 Run Away
10 Hang On
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