Lyrics First World Problems - "Weird Al" Yankovic
My
maid
is
cleaning
my
bathroom,
so
I
can't
take
a
shower
When
I
do,
the
water
starts
getting
cold
after
an
hour
I
couldn't
order
off
the
breakfast
menu,
cause
I
slept
in
till
two
Then
I
filled
up
on
bread,
didn't
leave
any
room
for
tiramisu
Oh
no,
there's
a
pixel
out
in
the
corner
of
my
laptop
screen
I
don't
have
any
bills
in
my
wallet
small
enough
for
the
vending
machine
Some
idiot
just
called
me
up
on
the
phone,
what!?
Don't
they
know
how
to
text?
OMG!
I
got
First
world,
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world
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world
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First
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world
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world
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First
world,
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world
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I
bought
too
many
groceries
for
my
refrigerator
Forgot
my
gardener's
name,
I'll
have
to
ask
him
later
Tried
to
fast
forward
commercials,
can't
- I'm
watching
live
T.V
I'm
pretty
sure
the
cookies
in
this
airport
lounge
ain't
gluten
free
My
barista
didn't
even
bother
to
make
a
design
in
the
foam
on
the
top
of
my
vanilla
latte
First
world,
first
world
problems
(First
world
problems)
First
world,
first
world
problems
(First
world
problems)
First
world,
first
world
problems
Can't
remember
which
car
I
drove
to
the
mall
My
Sonicare
won't
recharge,
now
I
gotta
brush
my
teeth
like
a
neanderathal
The
thread
count
on
these
cotton
shes
has
got
me
itching
My
house
is
so
big,
I
can't
get
WiFi
in
the
kitchen
Uh,
I
had
to
buy
something
I
didn't
even
need
just
so
I
could
qualify
for
free
shipping
on
Amazon
First
world,
first
world
problems
(First
world
problems)
First
world,
first
world
problems
(First
world
problems)
First
world,
first
world
problems
First
world,
first
world
problems
(First
world
problems)
First
world,
first
world
problems
(First
world
problems)
First
world,
first
world
problems
(Laughing)
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