Lyrics Girls Just Want to Have Lunch - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearin' tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my diner's card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have

That's all they really want, some lunch
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch
'Cause girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls, they want
Wanna have lunch
Girls wanna have

She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have

That's all they really want, some lunch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls, they want
Wanna have lunch
Girls wanna have

They just wanna
They just wanna (girls)
They just wanna
They just wanna (girls just wanna have lunch)
Girls, girls just wanna have lunch

(They just wanna, they just wanna)
They just wanna, they just wanna
(Girls) they just wanna, they just wanna