"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like a Surgeon Lyrics

Lyrics Like a Surgeon - "Weird Al" Yankovic



I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah, I'm trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate
I'll pull his insides out
Pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
It's a fact, I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh, like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh, baby
Yeah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time



Writer(s): Tom Kelly, Billy Steinberg, Al Yankovic


"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
Album The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
date of release
26-10-2009

1 Another One Rides The Bus
2 Polkas On 45
3 Eat It
4 I Lost On Jeopardy
5 Yoda
6 One More Minute
7 Like a Surgeon
8 Dare to Be Stupid
9 Dog Eat Dog
10 Lasagna
11 Melanie
12 Fat
13 UHF
14 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
15 Trigger Happy
16 Smells Like Nirvana
17 You Don't Love Me Anymore
18 Bedrock Anthem
19 Frank's 2000" TV
20 Jurassic Park
21 Since You've Been Gone
22 Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" By Coolio)
23 Gump (Parody of "Lump" By the Presidents of the United States)
24 Everything You Know Is Wrong
25 The Night Santa Went Crazy
26 Your Horoscope for Today
27 It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" By Puff Daddy)
28 The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
29 Albuquerque
30 Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys)
31 Bob
32 Hardware Store
33 I'll Sue Ya
34 Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
35 Pancreas
36 Don't Download This Song
37 White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)
38 Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)



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