Lyrics Melanie - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Me-he-he-helanie
What
can
the
problem
be
Sweet
Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why
won't
you
go
out
with
me
She
lived
across
the
street
on
the
fifteenth
floor
of
the
Gilmore
Building
I
saw
her
in
the
shower
reaching
for
some
soap
I
knew
she
had
to
be
the
girl
for
me
And
to
think
I
probably
never
would
have
found
her
If
I
hadn't
bought
that
telescope
Oh,
Me-he-he-helanie
What
can
the
problem
be
Sweet
Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why
won't
you
go
out
with
me
I
just
can't
understand
it
Why
won't
you
return
my
phone
calls
Are
you
still
mad
I
gave
a
Mohawk
to
your
cat
If
you'd
just
say
the
word
I'm
certain
that
our
love
would
last
forever
and
ever
Or
are
you
too
dumb
to
realize
that
Me-he-he-helanie
What
can
the
problem
be
Sweet
Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why
won't
you
go
out
with
me
How
can
you
ignore
me
when
you
know
that
I
can't
live
without
you
I
have
to
go
through
your
garbage
just
to
learn
more
about
you
Melanie,
ooh
Oh
sweet
Me-he-he-helanie
Why
won't
you
go
out
with
me
You
weren't
impressed
when
I
tattooed
your
name
across
my
forehead
You
wouldn't
listen
when
I
promised
to
be
true
I
couldn't
stand
it
so
I
jumped
out
from
the
sixteenth
story
window
Right
above
you
Now
I
may
be
dead
but
I
still
love
you
Me-he-he-helanie
What
can
the
problem
be
Sweet
Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why
won't
you
go
out
with
me
Me-he-he-helanie
What
can
the
problem
be
Sweet
Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why
won't
you
go
out
with
me
I'm
singin'
Me-he-he-helanie
What
can
the
problem
be
Sweet,
sweet
Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why
won't
you
go
out
with
me
I'm
singin'
Me-he-he-helanie
What
can
the
problem
be
Sweet
Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why
won't
you
go
out
with
me
I'm
singin'
Me-he-he-helanie
What
can
the
problem
be
Sweet
Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why
won't
you
go
out
with
me
1 Another One Rides The Bus
2 Polkas On 45
3 Eat It
4 I Lost On Jeopardy
5 Yoda
6 One More Minute
7 Like a Surgeon
8 Dare to Be Stupid
9 Dog Eat Dog
10 Lasagna
11 Melanie
12 Fat
13 UHF
14 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
15 Trigger Happy
16 Smells Like Nirvana
17 You Don't Love Me Anymore
18 Bedrock Anthem
19 Frank's 2000" TV
20 Jurassic Park
21 Since You've Been Gone
22 Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" By Coolio)
23 Gump (Parody of "Lump" By the Presidents of the United States)
24 Everything You Know Is Wrong
25 The Night Santa Went Crazy
26 Your Horoscope for Today
27 It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" By Puff Daddy)
28 The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
29 Albuquerque
30 Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys)
31 Bob
32 Hardware Store
33 I'll Sue Ya
34 Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
35 Pancreas
36 Don't Download This Song
37 White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)
38 Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)
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