Lyrics Dare to Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Put
down
that
chainsaw
and
listen
to
me
It's
time
for
us
to
join
in
the
fight
It's
time
to
let
your
babies
grow
up
to
be
cowboys
It's
time
to
let
the
bedbugs
bite
You
better
put
all
your
eggs
in
one
basket
You
better
count
your
chickens
before
they
hatch
You
better
sell
some
wine
before
it's
time
You
better
find
yourself
an
itch
to
scratch
You
better
squeeze
all
the
Charmin
you
can
When
Mr.
Whipple's
not
around
Stick
your
head
in
the
microwave
and
get
yourself
a
tan
Talk
with
your
mouth
full
Bite
the
hand
that
feeds
you
Bite
off
more
than
you
chew
What
can
you
do?
Dare
to
be
stupid!
Take
some
wooden
nickels
Look
for
Mr.
Goodbar
Get
your
mojo
working
now
I'll
show
you
how
You
can
dare
to
be
stupid!
You
can
turn
the
other
cheek
You
can
just
give
up
the
ship
You
can
eat
a
bunch
of
sushi
then
forget
to
leave
a
tip
Dare
to
be
stupid!
Come
on
and
dare
to
be
stupid!
It's
so
easy
to
do
Dare
to
be
stupid!
We're
all
waiting
for
you
Let's
go!
It's
time
to
make
a
mountain
out
of
a
molehill
So
can
I
have
a
volunteer?
There's
no
more
time
for
crying
over
spilled
milk
Now
it's
time
for
crying
in
your
beer
Settle
down,
raise
a
family,
join
the
PTA
Buy
some
sensible
shoes
and
a
Chevrolet
Then
party
'till
you're
broke
and
they
drive
you
away
It's
OK,
you
can
dare
to
be
stupid!
It's
like
spitting
on
a
fish
It's
like
barking
up
a
tree
It's
like
they
say
you
gotta
buy
one
if
you
wanna
get
one
free!
Dare
to
be
stupid!
(Yes!)
Why
don't
you
dare
to
be
stupid?
It's
so
easy,
so
easy
to
do
Dare
to
be
stupid!
We're
all
waiting
for
you
Dare
to
be
stupid!
Burn
your
candle
at
both
ends
Look
a
gift
horse
in
the
mouth
Mashed
potatoes
can
be
your
friends
You
can
be
a
coffee
achiever
You
can
sit
around
the
house
and
watch
"Leave
It
to
Beaver"
The
future's
up
to
you
So
what
you
gonna
do?
Dare
to
be
stupid,
dare
to
be
stupid!
What
did
I
say?
Dare
to
be
stupid!
Tell
me,
what
did
I
say?
Dare
to
be
stupid!
It's
all
right
Dare
to
be
stupid!
We
can
be
stupid
all
night!
Dare
to
be
stupid!
Come
on,
join
the
crowd
Dare
to
be
stupid!
Shout
it
out
loud!
Dare
to
be
stupid!
I
can't
hear
you!
Dare
to
be
stupid!
Okay,
I
can
hear
you
now
Dare
to
be
stupid!
Let's
go!
Dare
to
be
stupid!
(Dare
to
be
stupid!)
Dare
to
be
stupid!
(Dare
to
be
stupid!)
Dare
to
be
stupid!
(Dare
to
be
stupid!)
Dare
to
be
stupid!
(Dare
to
be
stupid!)
1 Another One Rides The Bus
2 Polkas On 45
3 Eat It
4 I Lost On Jeopardy
5 Yoda
6 One More Minute
7 Like a Surgeon
8 Dare to Be Stupid
9 Dog Eat Dog
10 Lasagna
11 Melanie
12 Fat
13 UHF
14 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
15 Trigger Happy
16 Smells Like Nirvana
17 You Don't Love Me Anymore
18 Bedrock Anthem
19 Frank's 2000" TV
20 Jurassic Park
21 Since You've Been Gone
22 Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" By Coolio)
23 Gump (Parody of "Lump" By the Presidents of the United States)
24 Everything You Know Is Wrong
25 The Night Santa Went Crazy
26 Your Horoscope for Today
27 It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" By Puff Daddy)
28 The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
29 Albuquerque
30 Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys)
31 Bob
32 Hardware Store
33 I'll Sue Ya
34 Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
35 Pancreas
36 Don't Download This Song
37 White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)
38 Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)
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