Lyrics Gump (Parody of "Lump" By the Presidents of the United States) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Gump
sat
alone
on
a
bench
in
the
park
"My
name
is
Forrest",
he'd
casually
remark
Waitin'
for
the
bus
with
his
hands
in
his
pockets
He
just
kept
sayin'
life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates
He's
Gump,
he's
Gump
What's
in
his
head?
He's
Gump,
he's
Gump,
he's
Gump
Is
he
in-bred?
Gump
was
a
big
celebrity
He
told
JFK
that
he
really
had
to
pee
He
never
feels
too
dumb
because
His
mom
always
told
him
stupid
is
as
stupid
does
He's
Gump,
he's
Gump
He's
kinda
square
He's
Gump,
he's
Gump,
he's
Gump
What's
with
that
hair?
Wow!
Run,
run
Run,
run,
now
Forrest,
run
Run
Run
like
the
wind
now
Run,
run
Run,
run,
now
Forrest,
run
Stop!
His
buddy
Bubba
was
a
shrimp-lovin'
man
His
friend
with
no
legs
he
called
Lieutenant
Dan
His
girlfriend
Jenny
was
kind
of
a
slut
Went
to
the
White
House,
showed
LBJ
his
butt
He's
Gump,
he's
Gump
He's
not
too
bright
He's
Gump,
he's
Gump,
he's
Gump
But
he's
alright
Wow!
Is
this
Gump
out
of
his
head?
I
think
so
Is
this
Gump
really
brain
dead?
I
think
so
Yeah,
woo!
Did
this
Gump
make
lots
of
bread?
I
think
so
And
that's
all
I
have
to
say
about
that
1 Another One Rides The Bus
2 Polkas On 45
3 Eat It
4 I Lost On Jeopardy
5 Yoda
6 One More Minute
7 Like a Surgeon
8 Dare to Be Stupid
9 Dog Eat Dog
10 Lasagna
11 Melanie
12 Fat
13 UHF
14 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
15 Trigger Happy
16 Smells Like Nirvana
17 You Don't Love Me Anymore
18 Bedrock Anthem
19 Frank's 2000" TV
20 Jurassic Park
21 Since You've Been Gone
22 Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" By Coolio)
23 Gump (Parody of "Lump" By the Presidents of the United States)
24 Everything You Know Is Wrong
25 The Night Santa Went Crazy
26 Your Horoscope for Today
27 It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" By Puff Daddy)
28 The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
29 Albuquerque
30 Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys)
31 Bob
32 Hardware Store
33 I'll Sue Ya
34 Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
35 Pancreas
36 Don't Download This Song
37 White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)
38 Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)
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