Lyrics Introduction (Live) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Well, what′s happening
There's a party
You having a good time
You better
I′m J.J.Wright this is Ron D'Wire
No, Ron D'Wire, like McCloud
If you want to
Take it off, that shirt
Ron D′Wire
Ron D′Wire has a quiz for you, ha
Imma give you guys
All you have to remember's the Monster Mash
How about all those snoopy and Greg Barron records
Is that all
Here′s a tough one
Y'all will mostly be proud
How about Alvin in a trimp banks
All those tours
Have come to a very special category of pop musical nobelty batery
Be out with us tonight
The master
A modern day pop nobelty
J.J. is gonna bring him out here
And he′s gonna play you music right now
Ladies and gentleman
A big kiss runaway and metro-welcome
Welcome for "Weird Al" Yankovic