Lyrics MR. Popeil / Bass Solo (Louie Louie) [Live] - "Weird Al" Yankovic

I need a vegematic
I need a pocket fisherman
I need a handy appliance
That′ll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell

(Operators are standing by)
(How does that make you feel?)

Help me
Mr. Popeil

I wanna shine some pennies
I wanna mend some leather
I wanna Krazy glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder

(Please, no C.O.Ds)
(Don′t miss out on this deal)

Help me
Mr. Popeil

Help me
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil

It slices, it dices
Look at that tomato
You could even cut a tin can with it
But you wouldn't want to

(Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble)
(Need your assistance on the double)

Oh no, how am I gonna make my old vinyl car top look like new?
(Mr. Popeil)
Tell me, what am I supposed to do?

Okay, this is the good part
Here watch this

Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil

(Now how much would you pay?)
But wait, there′s more
It′s not sold in any store
(Now how much would you pay?)
Don't answer yet
Just look what else you get
(Now how much would you pay?)
If you order today
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray
(Now how much would you pay?)
Now how much would you pay?

Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil

Make me buy a garden weasel
Make me buy a bamboo steamer
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing TV offer

(Call our toll-free number)
(We′ll make you such a deal)

Help me
Mr. Popeil, I need it
(Mr. Popeil) I want it
(Mr. Popeil) I got to, got to, got to have it
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil

(WXKS-FM, Medford, Boston)
(Kiss 108)

Have we had our, have we had our bass solo yet?
I don't think so
Bass solo

Okay, okay that′s enough
Steve, Steve Jay on the bass
Hello, Boston