Lyrics Buy My a Condo / Instrumental (Bob) [Live] - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get the wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full of credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt with the alligator on

Woah, used to live in Jamaica
Oh, but I don't live there no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do things I never had done before
So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman
Living in this American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get the wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full of credit cards
Woah, I gonna buy me a condo
And never have to mow the lawn
I get the T-shirt with the alligator on

Oh, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
Throw away all me ganja
I'll have a Tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then I'll have the neighbors over
For a weenie barbecue

Gonna buy him a condo
Gonna buy him a Cuisinart
Get the wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full of credit cards
Gonna buy him a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get him the T-shirt with the alligator on

Gonna work in the field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in the fields no more, no, no
Gonna be Amway distributor

Jah, Jah, Jah, Jah
Life is so very hard
I need a ja, ja, ja, ja
Jacuzzi in my backyard

Oh, I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get the wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full of credit cards
Woah, I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn (ain't got to mow the lawn)
I get the T-shirt with the alligator on

What you say?
I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get the wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full of credit cards
Ay, I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
I get the T-shirt with the alligator on
I get the T-shirt with the alligator on

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This is a song about a funny looking little green man
No not Billy Joel, this is something else
Right from a galaxy far, far away