Lyrics The Hot Rocks Polka - "Weird Al" Yankovic
If
I
could
stick
my
hand
in
my
heart
Spill
it
all
over
the
stage
Would
it
satisfy
you,
would
it
slide
on
by
you
Would
you
think
the
boy
is
strange?
Ain't
it
stra-a-ange?
If
I
could
win,
if
I
could
sing
A
love
song
so
divine
Would
it
be
enough
for
your
cheating
heart
If
I
broke
down
and
cried?
If
I
cri-i-ied?
I
said,
ah,
no,
it's
only
rock
'n'
roll,
but
I
like
it
Ah,
no,
it's
only
rock
'n'
roll,
but
I
like
it,
like
it,
yes,
I
do
I
really,
really,
really,
really
do-do-do-do-do,
hey
Gold
coast
slave
ship
bound
for
cotton
fields
Sold
in
a
market
down
in
New
Orleans
Scarred
old
slaver
knows
he's
doing
all
right
Heard
him
with
the
women
just
around
midnight
(Brown
sugar)
How
come
you
taste
so
good?
(Brown
sugar)
Just
like
a
young
girl
should
I
saw
her
today
at
the
reception
A
glass
of
wine
in
her
hand
I
knew
she
would
meet
her
connection
At
her
feet
was
a
footloose
man
You
can't
always
get
what
you
want
You
can't
always
get
what
you
want
You
can't
always
get
what
you
want
But
if
you
try
sometimes,
you
might
find
You
get
what
you
need
You
need
honky
tonk
women
Give
me,
give
me,
give
me
the
honky
tonk
blues
Under
my
thumb,
the
girl
who
once
had
me
down
Under
my
thumb,
the
girl
who
once
pushed
me
around
It's
down
to
me,
yes,
it
is
The
way
she
talks
when
she's
spoken
to
Down
to
me,
the
change
has
come,
she's
under
my
thumb
So
goodbye,
Ruby
Tuesday
Who
could
hang
a
name
on
you?
When
you
change
with
every
new
day
Still,
I'm
gonna
miss
you
Hoo-oo
hoo-oo
hoo-oo,
hoo-oo
hoo-oo
hoo-oo,
hoo-oo
hoo-oo
Hoo-oo
hoo-oo
hoo-oo,
hoo-oo
hoo-oo
hoo-oo,
hoo-oo
hoo-oo
Please
allow
me
to
introduce
myself
I'm
a
man
of
wealth
and
taste
I've
been
around
for
a
long,
long
year
Stole
many
a
man's
soul
and
faith
Pleased
to
meet
you,
hope
you
guessed
my
name
'Cause
what's
puzzling
you
is
the
nature
of
my
game
I
said
hey
(hey),
you
(you),
get
off
of
my
cloud
Hey
(hey),
you
(you),
get
off
of
my
cloud
Hey
(hey),
you
(you),
get
off
of
my
cloud
Don't
hang
around,
'cause
two's
a
crowd
(Shadoobie,
shattered)
(Shadoobie,
shattered)
Laughter,
joy
and
loneliness
and
sex
and
sex
and
sex
and
sex
Look
at
me
I'm
in
tatters
(Shadoobie,
shattered)
I'm
shattered
(Shadoobie,
shattered)
This
doesn't
happen
to
me
every
day,
whoa,
my
(Let's
spend
the
night
together)
No
excuses
offered
anyway,
oh,
my
(Let's
spend
the
night
together)
I'll
satisfy
your
every
need
(Every
need)
And
now
I
know
you'll
satisfy
me
My-my-my-my,
my-my-my
Let's
spend
the
night
together
Now
I
need
you
more
than
ever
Let's
spend
the
night
together
Now
(My-my-my-my,
my-my-my)
I
can't
get
no
satisfaction
I
can't
get
no
girly
action
'Cause
I've
tried
(and
I've
tried)
and
I've
tried
(and
I've
tried)
And
I've
tried
(and
I've
tried)
and
I've
tried
(and
I've
tried)
I
can't
get
no
I
can't
get
no
I
can't
get
no
Satisfaction,
satisfaction,
satisfaction
Hey
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