Lyrics Dorothy vs. Alice: Princess Rap Battle - Whitney Avalon
When
you
look
into
the
mirror
I'm
sure
you're
distressed
Your
book
borrowed
my
look
You're
even
wearing
my
dress
I
been
rocking
this
game
Since
before
you
were
born
This
corny
copy's
lost
because
She
ain't
in
Kansas
anymore
I'm
surprised
your
garbage
squad
Hasn't
fallen
apart
Yellow
bellied,
empty-headed
That
one's
got
no
heart
Double
killers,
caterpillars
And
a
mad
man
in
my
crew
Put
you
on
blast,
I
gotta
ask
Who
are
you?
Well,
I'm
Dorothy
Gale
And
you're
on
my
street
Not
a
good
witch,
I'm
a
bad
bitch
Ruby
kicks
on
my
feet
Quirky
stupid
chicks
And
nobody
can
stand
'em
You're
that
annoying
girl
shouting
LOL
I'm
so
random
I
got
sense
and
sensibility
Like
my
girl
Jane
Austen
Wreckin'
your
tea
party
Like
they
did
back
in
Boston
Word
to
your
moms
I'm
dropping
L.
Frank
Bombs
Got
more
bars
than
Wonka
More
composed
than
Brahms
Better
say
your
prayers
We're
your
worst
nightmares
Keep
dreaming,
you'll
be
screaming
Lions,
tigers,
and
bears
Oh
my!
I've
come
to
free
the
land
From
an
olive
hand
A
beginning
middle
end
that
Even
kids
can
understand
In
your
sadness
you
wallow
Talkin'
rabbits
you
follow
Put
a
bottle
near
your
mouth
You're
not
thinkin',
you
swallow
I
didn't
make
the
mold
But
I'm
the
one
who
broke
it
I'm
the
better
heroine
Stick
that
in
your
pipe
and
smoke
it
No
place
like
home?
You're
from
a
podunk
prairie
Ease
on
down
the
road
Cause
shiz
is
gonna
get
scary
What's
your
battle
plan?
I
don't
think
you
understand
A
coward,
dolt
and
bag
of
bolts
Can't
step
to
Wonderland
Don't
make
me
light
up
your
friend
Cause
he's
met
his
match
A
stitched
together
strawman
That
stinks
like
bandersnatch
You're
washed
up
and
washed
out
You're
fading,
and
thus
Click
your
heels
together
baby
And
bugger
off
to
Kansas
Who
needs
brains
when
you
have
This
much
swagger
I
don't
even
gotta
think
And
I
got
moves
like
Jagger
I'm
outstanding
in
my
field
While
you
have
mental
lapses
Teaching
crows
how
to
murder
With
my
lack
of
synapses
Noggin
stuffed
with
knowledge
Stitching
rhymes
so
raw
Throwing
shade
at
Oz?
Hay,
that's
the
last
straw
Let's
have
a
heart
to
heart
You
tart
stealing
tart
Alice,
you're
so
stupid
You
make
me
look
smart
Gimme
that
oil
can
So
I
can
get
loose
I'm
relaxing
while
I'm
axing
Through
your
crew
like
a
spruce
I'm
a
ten
out
of
tin
The
heavy
metal
playa
hater
I'm
heartless
and
relentless
Like
the
fucking
Terminator
Got
more
joints
than
Snoop
Sippin'
mock
turtle
soup
Hell,
I'm
just
blowing
off
steam
Like
a
chimney
(Toot
Toot)
I
ain't
scared
of
shit
Cause
I'm
bulletproof
Throw
your
hands
in
the
air
And
raise
this
hot
tin
roof
Let
me
at
'em
I'll
tear
'em
limb
from
limb
Smack
a
hat
off
the
whack
job
Make
a
snack
of
Tweedledim
You
fellas
are
all
yella
You
ain't
got
what
I
got
With
a
paw
behind
my
back
I'll
tie
you
all
up
in
a
knot
Outrageous
and
courageous
That's
kinda
my
thing
Bow
down
to
the
crown
It's
good
to
be
the
king
Scurry
home
with
your
friends
Miss
Little
Bo
Peep
A
lion
doesn't
pay
attention
To
the
opinions
of
sheep
You
wanna
step
to
this
duo
Cause
we're
ready
to
battle
Dee
and
Dum
are
down
to
frickin'
Spank
your
ass
like
a
paddle
Beg
and
plead
on
your
knees
To
the
double
trouble
emcees
And
if
you
don't
like
it
You
can
tweedle-deez
These
tale-telling
twins
are
Stopping,
dropping,
and
rocking
you
Choppin'
and
mockin'
Snicker
snakt
jabberwocking
you
Talk
smack
in
our
world
It's
off
with
your
head
We
go
hard,
pull
your
card
And
paint
your
chest
red
Today
is
my
unbirthday
And
it's
not
cause
I
hate
ya
Serving
dishes
and
dissin'
ya
Cause
I'm
nutty
by
nature
My
writing
desk
riddle
Can
you
tackle
it
quick?
It
makes
no
sense
to
rap
Against
a
'raven'
lunatic
She'd
be
a
Tea
Party
crasher?
This
bastard
haberdasher
came
to
Trash
and
slash
and
bash
and
Put
her
pussy
out
to
pasture
I'm
a
dastardly
villain
Like
a
riddling
Dillinger
Top
billing
in
shillings
This
milliner's
killing
her
I
keep
my
mug
mean
I
keep
my
cups
clean
I'm
the
baddest
maddest
hatter
That
the
world
has
ever
seen
Look
at
your
face
You're
so
troubled,
my
dear!
Of
course
our
raps
make
you
angry
We're
all
mad
here
Your
sloppy
story
structure
Simply
can't
be
excused
Just
like
the
audience
You
spent
your
whole
movie
confused
Our
adventure
had
a
point
We
found
the
man
behind
the
curtain
I
would
ruin
your
whole
world
But
that's
been
done
by
Tim
Burton
I'm
slammin'
other
damsels
While
I'm
spittin'
so
speedily
Running
rampant
on
these
cowards
That
are
dumber
than
Tweedledee
We're
ferocious
fierce
and
feisty
You're
a
sleepy
little
mouse
Watch
me
smash
and
flatten
bitches
When
I
bring
down
the
house
Oh,
my
story's
nonsense?
Yeah
whatever,
witch
please
You've
got
funky
flying
monkeys
And
apple-throwing
trees
This
home
wrecker
in
checkers
Hits
her
head
then
it
stops
Suddenly
a
bunch
of
runts
Start
singing
about
lollipops
You're
as
stupid
as
the
scarecrow
With
only
half
of
his
charm
This
fool
forgot
these
are
the
dudes
That
freakin'
lived
on
her
farm
You're
stressin'
cause
you're
messing
With
a
verbal
giant
sweetie
Ya
want
to
pick
on
someone
My
size?
Eat
me!
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