Lyrics I Love Rocky Road (2022 version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old
Vanilla just leaves me cold

There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon
I know what I need

Baby, I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me, ow

They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same
All the soda jerkers know my name
When their supply is gone
Then I'll be movin' on
But I'll be back on Monday afternoon, you'll see
Another truck load's comin' in for me, all for me
I'm singin'

I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me, ow

Oh, make it talk

When I'm all alone, I just grab myself a cone
And if I get fat and loose my teeth, that's fine with me
Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key
Singing

I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me

I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with-

I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with-

I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me