Lyrics Beat on the Brat - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Beat
on
the
brat,
beat
on
the
brat
Beat
on
the
brat
with
a
baseball
bat
Beat
on
the
brat,
beat
on
the
brat
Beat
on
the
brat
with
a
baseball
bat
What
can
you
do?
(beat
on
the
brat,
now)
What
can
you
do?
(beat
on
the
brat,
now)
With
a
brat
like
that
always
on
your
back
What
can
you
do?
What
can
you
do?
(with
a
brat
like
that)
What
can
you
do?
(with
a
brat
like
that)
With
a
brat
like
that
always
on
your
back
What
can
you
lose?
Lose?
Beat
on
the
brat,
beat
on
the
brat
Beat
on
the
brat
with
a
baseball
bat
Beat
on
the
brat,
beat
on
the
brat
Beat
on
the
brat
with
a
baseball
bat
What
can
you
do?
(beat
on
the
brat,
now)
What
can
you
do?
(with
a
baseball
bat)
With
a
brat
like
that
always
on
your
back
What
can
you
lose?
What
can
you
do?
(beat
on
the
brat,
now)
What
can
you
do?
(with
a
baseball
bat)
With
a
brat
like
that
always
on
your
back
What
can
you
lose?
Lose?
1 Helena Polka
2 Tennessee Waltz
3 The Cobra Pit
4 Demento's Pool Party
5 Guadalajara
6 Back From the Dead
7 Weird
8 The Accordion
9 Hay Boy
10 The Closet
11 Epiphany
12 Cracked the Code
13 On the Spot
14 A Rare Gift
15 My Parents
16 Write Your Own Songs
17 LSD Trip
18 Al and Madonna
19 A Parody of "Eat It"
20 Drunk Driving
21 You're All I've Got
22 Diner Kidnapping
23 Heart of the Jungle
24 Certified Platinum
25 It's All Business
26 The Factory
27 Dad Apologizes
28 Raised Amish
29 It's Nothing
30 Would You Be My Son?
31 Al's Speech
32 In Memoriam
33 You Don't Know Anything (Dialogue)
34 My Bologna (2022 version)
35 I Love Rocky Road (2022 version)
36 Another One Rides the Bus (2022 version)
37 Eat It
38 Like a Surgeon (2022 version)
39 Amish Paradise (2022 version)
40 Now You Know
41 Dr. Demento Opening Theme (Pico & Sepulveda)
42 Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out the Barrel)
43 Clarinet Polka
44 Beat on the Brat
45 Bowling with the Devil
46 You're All a Bunch of Slaves (Instrumental)
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