Lyrics My Bologna (2022 version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack
I always eat too much and throw up
But I'll soon be back for
My, my, my, yi, yi, woo!

M-m-m-my bologna

Spreadin' on the mustard now, show me how
Spread it on a little of this bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out, don't run out
If we do, I'm sure that I'll miss bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack
I always eat too much and throw up
But I'll soon be back for
My, my, my, yi, yi, woo!

M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna, hey!

Goin' to the market now, market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping aisles, shopping aisles
Fillin' up my basket with Oscar Mayer

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack
I always eat too much and throw up
But I'll soon be back for
My, my, my, yi, yi, woo!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-
My, my, my, yi, yi, woo!

M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna!