paroles de chanson Juanita & The Kids - Ray Stevens
I
got
a
letter
from
the
IRS
Inviting
me
to
be
their
guest
at
an
audit
They
were
conducting
just
for
me
They
said,
"No
need
to
worry,
probably
nothing
wrong
Just
bring
your
wife
and
children
along
We
just
need
to
clear
up
a
small
technicality."
Now
the
only
problem
with
an
audit
is
My
wife
Juanita
and
our
fourteen
kids
Friends,
you
cannot
believe
the
refunds
they
have
been
worth
But
it
was
years
ago
that
I
got
this
idea
And
I
bought
Juanita
in
the
mail
from
Korea
She's
an
inflatable
doll,
but
she
came
with
a
certificate
of
birth!
I
was
a
single
guy
without
any
deductions
So
I
claimed
Juanita,
and
what
a
reduction!
I
received
with
her
as
my
spouse
on
the
taxes
I
pay
That
worked
so
well
that
every
year
after
that
I
recorded
a
birth
when
I
paid
my
tax
Each
kid
certified
by
Cabbage
Patch,
USA
Oh,
Juanita
(Juanita)
My
inflatable
señorita
The
IRS
wants
to
take
you
and
the
children
away
(Away-yay-yay-yay)
You
and
Jim
and
Tammy,
Lonnie
and
Bert
Farrah,
Charo,
Michael,
and
Kurt
Jan
and
Dean,
Erline,
Louise,
Barbara,
and
Little
Ray
(Little
Ray)
So
I
dressed
Juanita
like
the
perfect
mother
Velcroed
the
children
to
one
another
And
when
we
walked
into
that
audit
Those
people
nearly
flipped
their
lids!
Heh
heh
heh!
I
said,
"Juanita
might
lay
around
and
never
cook
And
the
children
don't
clean
their
rooms
and
never
crack
a
book
But
hey,
they
ain't
no
different
from
my
brother's
wife
and
kids!
Huh
huh!
"And
I
got
Social
Security
cards
here
for
every
one
My
wife,
my
daughters,
and
all
of
my
sons
All
officially
issued
by
the
government
of
the
USA
"So
before
you
call
me
down
to
muster
Somebody
here
better
think
twice,
buster!
Do
you
really
wanna
be
the
one
To
accuse
the
government
of
making
a
big
mistake?
Huh?"
Oh,
Juanita
(Juanita)
My
CO2
señorita
The
IRS
wants
to
take
you
and
the
children
away
(Away-yay-yay-yay)
You
and
Jim
and
Tammy,
Lonnie
and
Bert
Farrah,
Charo,
Michael,
and
Kurt
Jan
and
Dean,
Erline,
Louise,
Barbara,
and
Little
Ray
(Little
Ray)
That
agent
sat
there,
his
mouth
agape
Thinking
over
that
government
mistake
And
how
his
civil
service
career
could
be
at
its
end
And
then
he
reached
for
a
stamp
that
said
APPROVED
And
said,
"Hope
the
kids
do
better
next
year
in
school,
And
why
don't
you
and
the
Missus
drop
by
and
say
hello
now
and
then!"
Heh
heh
heh!
Oh,
Juanita
(Juanita)
He
he
he!
My
inflatable
señorita
Looks
like
you
and
the
kids
all
get
to
stay
(Stay-yay-yay-yay)
He
he
he!
What's
that,
honey?
You
say
you
need
to
get
home
quick?
You
say
you
started
feelin'
a
little
sick?
And
you
think
you
might
once
again
be
in
a
family
way?
Ha
ha
ha
ha!
What's
that?
You
think
it
might
be
triplets
this
time?
Ho
ho
ho
ho,
Juanita,
you
are
a
wonder!
Ha
ha
ha!
Do
what?
Why,
of
course
we
can
support
your
mother!
Heh
heh
heh!
I
even
think
her
moving
expenses
are
deductible,
too!
He
he
he!
Does
she
still
live
in
Bangkok?
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1 It's Me Again, Margaret
2 Too Drunk Too Fish
3 Misty
4 Freudian Slip
5 Sittin' Up With The Dead
6 Everything Is Beautiful
7 Power Tools
8 Drivers Education
9 Hang Up And Drive
10 Ahab, The Arab
11 The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The Beginning)
12 Blue Angel
13 The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The End?)
14 Pledging My Love
15 The Woogie Boogie
16 Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
17 The Haircut Song
18 The Streak
19 The Mississippi Squirrel Revival
20 Family Funeral Fight
21 Deerslayer
22 Safe At Home
23 Boogie Woogie
24 Virgil And The Moonshot
25 The Hustler
26 Osama Yo’ Mama
27 Hello Mama
28 Let’s Roll
29 We’re Havin’ A Baby
30 When The Kids Are Gone
31 Turn Your Radio On
32 Kitty Cat’s Revenge
33 Juanita & The Kids
34 Thank You
35 Shriner's Convention
36 Nashville
37 Erik The Awful
38 The Dog Song
39 The Cat Song
40 When I Get Over You
41 The Pirate Song
42 Come On Home To Baseball
43 Gitarzan
44 Bridget The Midget
45 Bon Temps Roulette
46 Freddie Feelgood (And His Funky Little Five-Piece Band)
47 Gone For Good
48 Stand Up
49 The King Of Christmas
50 Be Your Own Best Friend
51 Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills
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