paroles de chanson If Momma Was Married - Sandra Church

If momma was married, we'd live in a house as private as private can be
Just momma, three ducks, five canaries, a mouse
Two monkeys, one father, six turtles
And me
If momma was married

If momma was married, I'd jump in the air
And give all my toe shoes to you
I'd get all those hair ribbons out of my hair
And once and for all I'd get momma out too
If momma was married

Momma, get out your white dress
You've done it before
Without much success
Momma, Godspeed and God bless
We're not keeping score
What's one more or less?

Oh, momma, say yes
And waltz down the aisle while you may

I'll gladly support you
I'll even escort you
And I'll gladly give you away
Oh, momma, get married today

If momma was married, there wouldn't be anymore
"Let me entertain you, let me make you smile"
"I will do some kicks"
"I will do some tricks"
"Sing out, Louise"
"Smile, baby"

Momma, please take our advice
We aren't The Lunts
I'm not Fanny Brice
Momma, we'll buy you the rice
If only this once
You wouldn't think twice

It could be so nice
If Momma got married to stay
But momma gets married
And married
And married

And never gets carried away
Oh, momma
Oh, momma
Oh, momma
Get married today