paroles de chanson Doom Guy vs Master Chief - Teamheadkick feat. Jt.Machinima

Forget my real name
Just call me the Doomguy
I've been here 23 years
Chief you're the new guy
How many times you ripped me off?
I don't wanna sue ya
You're just an expensive weapon
But I don't feel bad for fucking your suit up
I've conquered the armies of Hell
5 goddamn times in a row
And the clip on my weapon is massive
'Cause I don't have the time to reload
So keep on walkin' tall, the bigger the tree, the harder the fall
How many weapons you're carrying John?
Because I'm packing an Arsenal!

How many weapons do I need?
Hmm... just ONE
I'm the weapon
It don't matter the gun I'm carrying
You must have hit your head
A million times on a tree
'Cause you have lost your friggin' mind
If you think you're better than me
UNSC Master Chief
I'm worldwide
When I'm running and gunning my barrel is humming and aliens die
Eww! You're really disgusting

What's with ripping off chins?

Haven't you heard about the danger of Blood Borne Pathogens?

Save the World, it's the cliché thing to do
If you got praises I'm the guy you sing 'em to

You better know me, I'm iconic
Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic

The stakes are high, the chips are down
So climb aboard, we're shipping out
Being a hero ain't so tough
When you love to blow stuff up

Enough of the games John
You're about to get laid off
Don't make me unmake you
And then lay you to waste with a chainsaw
Without your super soldier juice
I bet you ain't strong
You weigh a thousand ponds?
Wow you need some weigh loss

You go mess with ancient temples
While I mess with demon tech
When I empty out my ammo

Then you're gettin' beat to death
I paved the way for FPS
Nobody's gonna forget me yet
You wanna finish the fight
But we haven't even gotten messy yet!

Hold up, if I need weight loss
You need Facial Surgery
Look at yourself in the mirror, DOOM GUY
It's a tragedy

You're into making a mess
I'm into doing it clean
My mission is precision
One shot is all that I need (LISTEN)

You think you're scary
'Cause you're covered in blood

Well you're not, you're a BITCH
What you know 'bout the Flood? (Nothing)
I'm the one that's keeping Hell populated with souls
While you sit there lickin' your lips over Demon Glory Holes...

Save the World, it's the cliché thing to do
If you got praises I'm the guy you sing 'em to
You better know me, I'm iconic
Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic
The stakes are high, the chips are down
So climb aboard, we're shipping out
Being a hero ain't so tough
When you love to blow stuff up

If you don't put me to sleep
Then maybe Halo's story will

I gotta hand it to ya Chief
You'll be my greatest GLORY KILL
I'll scare away the Covenant
And put a halo on your head
They call you the demon?
Maybe I should grab a cross instead

And then I'll knock you dead
You're nothing but a space cadet
I prefer a place that's warmer
Do you work at McDonald's?
Because I know you hate takin' orders
I've gone through tons of bosses
But I've only got one job
Even Elites will be impressed
When I drop all of their JAWS

Step to me and I guarantee
That I will make you famous
Everybody knows, that I'm the pro
When it comes to wreckin' anus
What do I gotta do to prove to you
That you're nothing but a lackey

Forget my real name too Chump
Just call me Daddy
You're messy and disheveled
Better get up onto my level
I'm a BR Rockstar
I don't give a F about the Devil
I saved the World, I got the girl
And I got nothing to prove
You wanna 1v1, then come get some
Welcome to YOUR DOOM

Save the World, it's the cliché thing to do
If you got praises I'm the guy you sing 'em to
You better know me, I'm iconic
Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic
The stakes are high, the chips are down
So climb aboard, we're shipping out
Being a hero ain't so tough
When you love to blow stuff up