His Cheeseburger

And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lunt
The part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out
And sings a love song

He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger
And I might like a milkshake as well"
She said to him, "I can't give you either"
And he said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"

She said, "Yes it is, but we're closed now
But we open tomorrow at ten"
He said, "I am extremely hungry
But I guess I can wait until then"

'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for you, yeah
He'll wait for you

Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you

He stayed at the drive-through 'til sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and Eggs for half price

How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
(Don't get angry)
He'll eat and be back here for lunch

'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for you
He'll be back for you

Won't be so long cheeseburger
Oh, lovely cheeseburger
Be back for you
Oh, he'll be back for you

Because he loves you cheeseburger
With all his heart
And there ain't nothin' gonna tear
You two apart

And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally dropped
Some cheese in the dirt

And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off
Just for you

You are his cheeseburger