Текст песни Where Do the Snails Go? - Akerman

Got my beer the evening's mine
Dying for a cigarette
Beer and smoke - that's quite a combo
Just the porchlight, then all set

That's more like it
Now where did I put that - woooh!
An icky trail starts just there
But one thing I'd like to know

Where do the snails go?

When it's dry, on a hot day
When the sun's out where do they hide away?
How do they get there? How do they come back?
Don't make sense. Can't follow the track

It just doesn't add up
I mean it starts right there
In the middle of the friggin wall
Like out of thin air
Now put away the beer
And concentrate. Just so
There has to be some sense in it
I gotta know. Gotta know

Where do the snails go?

Well maybe if it hid in that box near the shed
(That's a good hiding place)
And then when the sun's down
It climbs up the ladder
And then down the spider web... (fade out)

Hey. It's getting damp outside again
Maybe I should go for a walk
Take a look at those humans
That's a good idea
Let me just tidy up my cozy little hole
Ok... now... where did I put that
Four dimensional quantum well? Ahh here
Now just align the crystalline structures just so
And we're ready to go

Wooohoooo
Look at all those colors
I just love this quantum travel shit
Take that Einstein, Rosen
And what's his name... Podolsky
I just can't get enough
Look at all those colors

... and then he climbs down the spiderweb
And tarzans to and fro until
Until he has enough momentum to get to the wall

This is just too much for me to handle right now
I think I'll take my beer elsewhere
Think I'll just head out for the city
And find myself a nice bar