Текст песни The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song - Allan Sherman
This
is
the
start
of
the
Laarge
Daark
Aardvark
Song.
(Bum-bum-bum-bum,
bum-bum-bum,
bum,
yeah
yeah
yeah!)
There
is
a
large
dark
aardvark
in
the
park,
They
say
he's
missing
from
the
zoo.
(That's
me,
folks!)
And
the
police
are
looking
high
and
low
But
they
have
not
seen
him;
have
you?
(Peek-a-boo!)
Why
did
he
go?
Oh,
I'll
tell
you
the
reason:
'Cause
it's
aardvark
mating
season.
When
an
aardvark
makes
a
date
He
sneaks
right
through
that
old
zoo
gate.
So,
if
you
see
two
aardvarks
necking
in
the
park,
Don't
upset
their
apple
cart.
Do
not
be
a
spy,
you're
not
the
FBI
And
you
should
never
break
an
aardvark's
heart.
This
is
the
second
chorus
of
the
Aardvark
Song.
To
be
an
aardvark
is
not
easy,
folks,
'Cause
all
you
get
to
eat
is
ants.
(Dee-licious!)
And
all
the
other
animals
make
jokes
At
your
attempts
to
find
romance.
(Very
funny...)
Nobody
laughs
at
hippopotamusses,
Or
at
fat
rhinoceroses,
But
an
aardvark
makes
them
howl
Because
he's
neither
fish
nor
fowl;
He's
like
a
kangaroo
in
love
with
a
gnu,
And
that's
what
makes
the
zoo
folks
laugh.
All
of
this
is
so,
and
here
is
how
I
know:
I'm
your
friendly
neighborhood
giraffe!
This
is
the
end
of
the
Laarge
Daark
Aardvark
Song.
(Bum-bum-bum-bum,
bum-bum-bum,
bum,
yeah
yeah
yeah!)
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