Текст песни Joyride - Angel of Discord

Another hillbilly mystery
From the land of Montana

We all snuck out our windows late in middle of the night
We all snuck out our windows late in middle of the night
Four of us Eighth grade boys looking for any trouble we could find

I lived next to Kyle, Jeff lived next to Clyde
I lived next to Kyle, Jeff lived next to Clyde
The teacher lived on the same street, just on the other side

We hot-wired the teachers car and all got inside
We hot-wired the teachers car and all got inside
Thought we'd have ourselves a blast and take it for a Joy Ride

Drove into the teachers house lucky just to be alive
Drove into the teachers house lucky just to be alive
That was when we all learned none of us knew how to drive

Teacher came out his bedroom here comes the big surprise
Teacher came out his bedroom here comes the big surprise
He had a girl from our eighth grade class
Standing there right by his side

The girl she was 13 Teacher he was 35
The girl she was 13 Teacher he was 35
We knew right then our joyride was really Bonafide

Girl got treatment teacher got 99 to life
Girl got treatment teacher got 99 to life
We went to court but the judge she waived our fines

Now our teacher rots in prison here comes the punchline
Now our teacher rots in prison here comes the punchline
All the other prisoners take him for a joy ride