Текст песни Mistletoe Alert - Ben Aldridge feat. Charlie Anson, Jonathan Bailey, Katie Brayben, Cassandra Compton, Holly Dale Spencer, Susannah Fielding, Simon Gregor, Holly James, Lucie Jones, Tom Kay, Gillian Kirkpatrick, Eugene McCoy, Hugh Skinner & Matt Smith

Mistletoe
Mistletoe alert
Mistletoe
Mistletoe alert

I wanna party to remember
The best of this New York December
A fabulous and perfect fact
A party no one will forget

The catering will be sublime
One of those waiters is more than fine
I hope the guests will be impressed
At least I won't be underdressed

Mistletoe
Mistletoe alert
Mistletoe
Mistletoe alert

The holidays are a difficult time for me
So I prepare for the coming onslaught
Of eggnog and office parties
Of shopping and ice-skating
With copious amounts of drugs and alcohol
To dull the screaming

And if the party starts to waver
I hope someone bring party favors
Or at least something risqué
A little naughty
Or a little gay

You look like shit
Are you okay?
I think it's too much red
It's making me anxious
Are you on something?
I think I may be hallucinating
Well then find a bathroom, Bateman
Splash some water on your face, throw up
Do something
Yeah, yeah I'll see you in hell motherfucker

I'll put some X in the eggnog
Wait for a while
The girls relax
All the girls start to smile
I'll open a gram
Watch them go
Now you see why Santa
Loves the snow

(Mistletoe) Some fucking leaves
(Mistletoe) Above the door
(Mistletoe) Can wait until the girls
Are nailed to the floor