Текст песни Army - Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08 - Ben Folds Five

Well i thought about the army,
Dad said, son you're fuckin high.
And i thought, yeah there's a first for everything,
So i took my old man's advice.
Three sad semesters,
It was only fifteen grand.
Spent in bed i thought about the army,
I dropped out and joined a band instead.
Grew a moustache and a mullet,
Got a job at chic-fil-a.
Citing artistic differences the band broke up in may,
And in june reformed without me, and they got a different name.
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame.
Been thinking a lot today.
Been thinking a lot today.
Ohhhh, i think i'll write a screenplay.
Ohhhh, i think i'll take it to la.
Ohhhh, i think i'll get it done yesterday (aww shit).
In this time of introspection.
On the eve of my election,
I say to my reflection
God, please spare me more rejection.
Cause my peers they criticize me,
And my ex-wives all despise me.
Try to put it all behind me,
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
I've been thinking a lot today.
I've been thinking a lot today.
I've been thinking a lot today.
I thought about the army...