Текст песни Funky Moped (In the Style of Jasper Carrot) [Karaoke Version] - Big Voice Karaoke

The lights were groovy colours,
The band was playin′ slow.
We danced just one dance together
Then she said "I've gotta go now!"
I brushed away a teardrop
And followed ′er outside
Where a long-haired yob on a cycle
Was waiting to gi' 'er a ride.
I′ll never forget that freak she went with:
Tell him he′d better leave town.
'Cos as soon as me moped′s front mud-guard is fixed
Gonna find the creep and put him down! (Down, down)
When I get me moped out on the road
I'm gonna ride, ride, ride!
When I get me moped out on the road
I′m gonna ride, ride, ride!
When I get me moped out on the road
Ain't nobody gonna tell me where to go. No!
When I get me moped out on the road
I′m gonna ride, ride, ride, ride, ride!
(Funky Moped)
Move Funky Moped
Move Funky Moped
Move Funky Moped
Move Funky Moped
Move, Move, Move, Move, Move Funky Moped. Go!
(Funky Moped)
When I'm on me moped rockin' an′ a-sockin′
I'm gonna ride, ride, ride!
When I′m on me moped rockin' an′ a-sockin'
I′ll ride, ride, ride!
When I'm on me moped rockin' an′ a-sockin′
Everywhere I go the chicks are
Moving and a-grooving
Wiggling and a-giggling
Dancing and a-prancing
Beaming and a-screaming!
When you see me moped streaming with funk
You better ride, ride, ride!
When you see me moped - Ooh what an 'unk! -
You better ride, ride, ride!
When you see me moped streaming with funk
You know I′m out to burn up every
Motor-scooter punk.
Oh, When you see me moped you'd better take your piece of junk
And ride, ride, ride, ride, ride! (Funky Moped)
Move Funky Moped
Move Funky Moped
Move Funky Moped
Move Funky Moped
Move, Move, Move, Move, Move Funky Moped. Go!
(Funky Moped)
(Spoken)
Ohh, me mum won′t let me mend it in the kitchen.
I've got to fix it in the garding.