Текст песни Back On My BS - Chris Webby

You know, nowadays
People find one thing you said
Eight, nine, ten years ago
Bring it back up now and
Cancel your whole fuckin' career over it
So, let me make it easy for you
And just say it all right now, ha
Uh

My pronouns are fuck you and suck my dick
Unglued, I punch through and bust my clip
I'm a feminist's worst enemy runnin' my lip
Now get back in the kitchen you fuckin' uptight bitch
Far as gender roles go, maybe I'm just old
Maybe I'm just sick of women's marches blockin' the road
Sick of a culture where a bitch will think looks alone
Is enough to walk around like the whole world owes 'em

And in my opinion, ladies, yo, we both got a place
In the way that the world works since we all were just apes
And when you need us to protect, your man will shoulder the weight
And if he doesn't, he's a pussy, which I know is the case
With a lot of these little Gen Z arrogant jerks
Who got so many MMR shots, their brains don't work
And they been sayin' for years that autism's on the rise
No shit, it's right in front of our eyes

And yeah, I know that I'm an old-head now
I'm grown and graduated (yeah)
I made it just in time to be considered outdated
To a younger generation who didn't grow up sayin'
Jew jokes and words like faggot when they were playin' (bullshit)
So, now I'm just a bigot for the culture I was raised in
Back in the days when Chinese just meant Asian
And people were too busy to just sit around complainin'
So, while the whole world keep changin'

Spread the word
Webby's back up on that bullshit again
If you're a pussy, I suggest you run and hide
And go tell your friends
Webby's back up on that bullshit again
And this time I think I've truly lost my mind
(Yeah, go fuck yourself)

Yeah, I'm the generation that ain't grow up with an iPad
So, I think it's silly what these kids identify as
Still make jokes anytime I see a pride flag
Never out of hate, it's just funny to me, my bad
Is it a trans-man or a cross-dressing man-man?
Who's physically achievin' the things that only a man can
Then demanding that I be calling him ma'am and
Shit is out of hand but damn, trans-ma'am (what the fuck?)

I'm just a dumb cis man but at least I'm tryin'
To fuckin' understand, but it seems that I've been
Passed by by the society that I'm in
Walkin' 'round, lookin' confused at things like Biden
Wait, let me not compare myself to a pedophile
Though, I do buy coke from his son once in a while
He be puttin' in his orders to an Al-Qaeda supporter
Who just walks right over the fuckin' border about a mile

Hunter did the whole pile, I just did a couple bumps
Then he bought a couple kids and he threw 'em in the trunk
Wait, fuck, I am so not down with this kind of stuff
And that's how I killed myself when the Clinton's showed up, yeah
I'ma talk shit in a world gone stupid
Takin' Ivermectin while the world got boosted
Tryna hold ground while the world's uprooted
Speakin' up 'til the world mutes it

Spread the word
Webby's back up on that bullshit again
If you're a pussy, I suggest you run and hide
And go tell your friends
Webby's back up on that bullshit again
And this time I think I've truly lost my mind
(You're all a bunch of pussies)

Ever since I said I'm votin' Trump, I've been the bad guy too
A group of fans I didn't even know I had to lose
And since you're leavin', let me read you one last haiku
Yo, guess what? I voted for him last time too
But you used to hate Trump
How dare you change your opinion?
How dare you grow as a person?
How dare you say somethin' different than the stuff you used to say?
How dare you consider switchin'?
I loved you when I agreed, now I hate you just for existin'

Hate you for this, that and I hate you for livin'
I'll comment every time you post, and I'll say that you're griftin' and hate women
You're a racist and a shameful depiction of white privilege
A supremacist, a rapist, a villain
A fuckin' Nazi, basically he murdered the Jews
He dog whistles, gaslights are the words that I use
I don't quite know what they mean, but I heard 'em on the news
What I'm tryna say is, "Webby, fuck you"

Fuck you, bitch, I'm still the same Webby
I'm still in Connecticut
I'm still donatin' every year to save the elephants
Still say thank you for your service to the veterans
And still fuck your mom every Thursday
When I'm in town I bust that bitch down (down)
Didn't like me then, well, how you like me now? (Yeah)
'Cause, bitch, I'm a pro, I don't need a pronoun
So from right now until I'm in the ground, go and

Spread the word
Webby's back up on that bullshit again
If you're a pussy, I suggest you run and hide (fuckin' pussy)
And go tell your friends
Webby's back up on that bullshit again (you're all a bunch of faggots)
And this time I think I've truly lost my mind (suck my dick)

And now I'm back on my bullshit
(Webby's back motherfucker)