Текст песни Puzzled - Danny Flynn

Girl isn't a console
You can't grab and control her
Play some mind games with her
And buy her a drink for a dollar
I know how desperate you are
You think that no one told us?
You applied to be a piercer just to see some girls topless
You're hopeless
You can cause a scene but everyone already sees you
As a boring NPC in a horrid DLC
You lie as you breathe
Of course the chicks DM you every single night as they strip
You never go below the eights those times when you hit
You live in a fantasy with a dumbass writing your script
You haven't solved the sudoku if you only got nines in your grid
You can lie all you want that you met miss America
Hugged with a wet kiss
Had sex with a plethora of fit chicks with power
And they never gonna forget this
Those lies have built you a tower
But you were playing tetris
This is your sixth attempt to say five-letter word back to me
No, scowl is on your face
You haven't found a spot for the G?!
Guess you're still young, you have a lot of time to practice
Or maybe she wasn't playing
I guess there's piles of factors
You say you're after her
You nearly snared her in your nets
That she is playing checkers to your chess
Many nights you couldn't capture the queen
And then bring her in bed
Maybe you should change it up?
And actually go for the king instead? Listen, dickhead
I'm just giving you options
You said you had many exes with their O-faces
X-es but they all perished
Did you have a tic-tac-toe fetish?
Your big bad boy aesthetic
Nobody thinks that's authentic
Nobody thinks that's so epic, just stick to the games
Right, let's play Guess Who!
Guess who's the dumbest in here
Guess who is bringing all the cringe
And thinks he's a lover of the year
Guess who is so stuck up his own ass
That after talking to girls you don't even notice how
Now you're known as a creep
And why they keep away from you and run away so fast
Leap of faith into a heap of hay and leave you
Hey, you've shown no class
Cause you've never grown past the needed stage
Oh man, it's turning deep, okay
All I wanted to say is you're the reason
Why the girls are afraid of you
You're just a bug in a game
And I'm gonna squash ya