Текст песни Big Chain Records (Skit) - Disturbing tha Peace

Big Chain Records (
Skit)"
[Ludacris (
MC Medallian) whispers:] Man, I cant believe this.
Whole family bout to get kicked out on the streets.
I aint got no money, God.
Man its gonna get worse.
[Lady at Big Chain Records (
La
Chainya):] Good Morning, Big Chain Records this is La
Chainya speaking.
How may I help you?
Uh yeah.
Um.
I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa) wit my contract.
[La
Chainya:] We have a chain of commands here.
Sounds like you need to speak to the head chain in charge.
Hold please.
BIG CHAIN RECORDS.
BIG CHAIN.
BIG CHAIN RECORDS.
BIG CHAIN.
Big Chainy!
Hey Mr.
Chainy
Hey hold for a sec., (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New Oreleans.
Go 'head
Yeah, um...
Its MC Medallian here...
Medallian, how ya doin, brotha?
Hey can I come up and see you? '
Cause I'm having a couple...
Sure, sure, man, I love new talent.
Aight
Hey Medallian how ya doin'?
Whats goin on...
Thats a pretty little chain you got there (
I know, I know)
Um...
I was having a couple problems here because I was lookin' over my contract and I seem to be having a some issues.
It states here that I'm supposed to get my advance when I signed the contract and I still havent gotten my advance and I dont know whats goin' on.
Oh...
Okay...
I see where that could be a problem. (right) What I don't think you understand is that what we're gonna do is give you a really big ass chain, just a big ASS chain (big ass chain)
Okay.
Big Chain.
Okay, okay I understand that but it says here that I'm supposed to get some monitary value.
I-I dont have any money, I-I need money...
I could see where the confusin' would come in at.
What I don't think you understand is that we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain, a big (right), platnium big ass chain an-annd on the back end we're gonna give you some big ass earrings.
Okay look, I understand about the chain man, my family's about to get kicked out on the street (oh that's terrible) I mean, I have no money whatsoever.
I need money.
You know what?
I don't usually do this, okay...
I don't usually do this but but since you dont believe.
Jake, bring out the chain! (QUE THE CHAIN!) (AHHH!
Damn thats a big ass chain!) that is a big ass chain...
Oh God.
I, I guess I didn't realize how big ths chain was (yeah, it's, it's not a problem) I'm sorry, jus-just forget about what I was talkin about...
Not a problem...
Big Chain Records is takin off, we're expanding. (right, right) We're gettin' bigger and better (right).
You know what, chains can be loose?
Much bigger.
Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big ass chains (alright.
BIG CHAIN RECORDS!