Текст песни Steve Berman - Eminem feat. Steve Berman

Hey
Hey Em′ what's up?
Steve Berman, what′s goin' on man?
How you doin'? Good to see you again what′s up?
Em′ could you come here and have a seat please?
Um, yeah, what's up?
Vanessa, shut the door (okay)

So what′s up? How's orders looking for the first week?
It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
This album is less than nothing
I can′t sell this fucking record
Do you know what's happening to me out there?

Wha- what′s the problem?
Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself
Who's Violent?
Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass
Do you know what it feels like
To be told to have a record shoved up your ass?

But, I-
I'm gonna lose my fuckin′ job over this
Do you know why Dre′s record was so successful?
He's rappin′ about big screen TV's, blunts, 40′s and bitches
You're rappin′ about homosexuals and Vicodin
I mean-
I can't sell this shit!

What?
Either change the record or it's not coming out
What? I-
Now get the fuck out of my office
What am I supposed-?
Now
Alright man