Текст песни It Serves You Right - George Formby
Ever
since
the
days
of
old
the
Navy′s
ruled
the
waves.
For
years
they've
told
the
world
that
Britain′s
never
shall
be
slaves.
The
Navy
still
remembers
and
you'll
often
hear
Them
say
What
Nelson
told
Napoleon
upon
Trafalgar
day.
It
serves
you
right,
You
shouldn't
have
joined,
it
jolly
well
serves
you
right.
It
serves
you
right,
you
shouldn′t
have
joined,
You
might
have
been
sitting
tight
You
might
have
been
in
Civvy
Street
Instead
of
in
the
fight
But
it
serves
you
right,
You
shouldn′t
have
joined,
it
jolly
well
serves
you
right
And
it's
no
use
kicking
up
a
row
because
your
nobody′s
sweetheart
now.
You
can
weep
and
sigh
and
pipe
your
eye
but
still
youre
in
the
fight
It
serves
you
right,
You
shouldn't
have
joined,
it
jolly
well
serves
you
right.
I
wouldn′t
mind
the
Navy
if
the
blinking
ship
were
still
It's
all
this
bobbing
up
and
down
that
makes
me
feel
so
ill.
The
seas
alright
for
sharks
and
whales
and
things
the
like
of
That
But
I′d
rather
stick
my
Marlin's
Pike
in
llkley
Moor
ba'tat
But
It
serves
me
right,
I
shouldn′t
have
joined,
It
jolly
well
serves
me
right
It
serves
me
right,
I
shouldn′t
have
joined,
I
might
have
been
sitting
tight.
When
I
was
cleaning
windows
I
would
keep
em
nice
and
bright
But
Now
I'm
polishing
portholes,
rubbing
them
up
with
all
me
might.
And
it′s
no
use
kicking
up
a
row
because
I'm
nobody′s
sweetheart
now.
One
day
up
in
the
crows
nest
I
was
feeling
bright
and
gay
'
Til
the
captain
shouted
Dont
come
down,
we′ve
taken
the
ship
away'.
I
used
to
be
a
chimney
sweep
in
dear
old
Wigan
town.
I
used
to
do
the
lady's
down
the
street
for
half
a
Crown
But
now
I
don′t
get
nothing
for
the
little
jobs
I
do.
I
wish
I
was
in
Wigan
sweeping
Mrs.
Jones′s
flue.
But
it
serves
me
right,
I
shouldn't
have
joined,
It
jolly
well
serves
me
right
It
serves
me
right,
I
shouldn′t
have
joined,
I
might
have
been
sitting
tight.
I
thought
in
every
port
I'd
get
a
cuddle
every
night
But
all
I′ve
done
is
cuddle
a
gun
and
work
up
an
appetite.
And
it's
no
use
kicking
up
a
row
because
I′m
nobody's
sweetheart
now.
There's
a
draught
around
my
fore
and
aft
my
jumper′s
much
too
tight
I′ve
got
barnacles
on
my
binnacle
and
it
ruddy
well
serves
me
right.

1 You Can't Go Wrong in These
2 In the Congo
3 In a Little Wigan Garden
4 I'm the Ukelele Man
5 I'm Making Headway Now
6 I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
7 I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
8 I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
9 Frank On His Tank
10 Dare-Devil Dick
11 Come Hither With Your Zither
12 All Going Back
13 It Serves You Right
14 Under the Blasted Oak
15 On the Beat
16 On the Wigan Boat Express
17 They Can't Fool Me
18 John Willie Come On
19 Keep Fit
20 Let's All Go to Reno
21 Our House Is Haunted
22 Out in the Middle East
23 Pardon Me
24 Said the Little Brown Hen
25 She's Never Been Seen Since Then
26 Swim Little Fish
27 Swing Mama
28 Thanks Mr Roosevelt
29 The Daring Young Man
30 The Ghost
31 The Joo-Jar Tree
32 The Old Cane Bottom Chair
33 Aunty Maggies Remedy
34 Andy the Handy Man
35 Oh Don't the Wind Blow Cold
36 The Lancashire Toreador
37 Why Don't Women Like Me?
38 She Got Two of Everything
39 Riding in the T.T. Races
40 Count Your Blessings and Smile
41 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
42 My Plus Fours
43 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
44 Ace of Spades
45 The Window Cleaner
46 The Wedding of Mr Wu
47 When I'm Cleaning Windows
48 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
49 The Emperor Of Lancashire
50 Believe It or Not
51 Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
52 Bless 'Em All
53 The Mad March Air
54 Chinese Laundry Blues
55 The Pleasure Cruise
56 Do De O Do
57 Emperor of Lancs
58 Fanlight Fanny
59 They Laughed When I Started To Play
60 Farmers Boy
61 Goodnight Binkie
62 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
63 With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
64 Happy Go Lucky Me
65 You Can't Fool Me
66 Hindoo Man
67 Hi-Tiddle-Hi-Ti-Island
68 You Don't Need a License for That
69 Hitting the High Spots Now
70 You're Everything To Me
71 I Always Get to Bed Half-Past Nine
72 I Promised to Be Home By Nine O'clock
73 I Told My Baby With My Ukelele
74 I Was Always a Willing Lad
75 I Went All Hot and Cold
76 I Wonder Who's Under the Balcony Now
77 If You Don't Want the Goods Don't Maul
78 I'm Saving Up for Sally
79 I'm Shy
80 Imagine Me On the Maginot Line
81 It Could Be
82 It's In the Air
83 It's Turned Out Nice Again
84 Keep Your Seats Please
85 Leaning On A Lamp Post
86 Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
87 Mother What Will I Do Now?
88 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
89 My Ukelele
90 Noughts And Crosses
91 On the Hms Cowheel
92 Ordinary People
93 Riding Around On a Rainbow
94 Running Round the Fountains
95 She Can't Say No
96 Sitting on the Sands All Night
97 Talking To The Moon About You
98 The Barmaid of the Rose and Crown (Alternative Version)
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