Текст песни I'm the Ukelele Man - George Formby
Come
on
and
hear
my
ukulele,
come
on
and
hear,
come
on
and
hear
I
give
a
demonstration
daily,
right
over
here,
right
over
here
Walk
up,
walk
up
chalk
this
one
up
to
Me,
whenever
I
play
the
world
goes
gay
The
Ukulele
Man
is
here
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man,
come
and
listen
if
you
can
The
Children
love
to
hear
me
play,
they
even
make
their
mothers
stay
And
stand
and
listen
all
the
day
to
the
Ukulele
Man
When
I
out
with
my
little
black
case,
the
strangest
things
occur
A
lady
smiled
and
asked
me
in,
I
stood
and
looked
at
her
She
said,
"Oh
doctor,
look
at
this"
to
undress
she
began
I
shut
my
eyes
and
shouted
"Stop,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man"
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
I'm
not
a
doctor
that's
quite
true,
but
I
prescribe
a
tonic,
too
Just
smile
and
you'll
come
smiling
through
with
the
Ukulele
Man
When
I
go
out
with
my
little
black
case,
some
people
get
me
wrong
A
nice
young
lady
said
to
me,
I'm
glad
you
came
along
I'd
like
to
see
your
underwear,
please
show
me
all
you
can
I
said,
"You
won't
see
none
of
mine,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man"
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
I'm
not
a
salesman
you
can
guess,
but
I
sell
something
none
the
less
So
come
and
buy
some
happiness
from
the
Ukulele
Man
When
I
go
out
with
my
little
black
case,
the
strangest
jobs
I
get
A
lady
shouted
out
one
day
"Don't
clean
those
windows
yet
I'm
in
my
bath
so
go
away"
but
promptly
in
I
ran
I'm
not
cleaning
windows
now,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
Though
cleaning
windows
I
refuse,
I've
got
a
happy
piece
of
news
Ill
come
and
clean
up
all
your
blues,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
Boys
and
girls
come
out
to
play,
for
it
is
a
lovely
day
Leave
your
suppers
and
make
hay
hay
with
the
Ukulele
Man
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
1 The Old Cane Bottom Chair
2 The Joo-Jar Tree
3 The Ghost
4 The Daring Young Man
5 Thanks Mr Roosevelt
6 Swing Mama
7 Swim Little Fish
8 She's Never Been Seen Since Then
9 Said the Little Brown Hen
10 Pardon Me
11 Out in the Middle East
12 Our House Is Haunted
13 Let's All Go to Reno
14 Keep Fit
15 John Willie Come On
16 You Can't Go Wrong in These
17 In the Congo
18 In a Little Wigan Garden
19 I'm the Ukelele Man
20 I'm Making Headway Now
21 I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
22 I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
23 I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
24 Frank On His Tank
25 Dare-Devil Dick
26 Come Hither With Your Zither
27 All Going Back
28 It Serves You Right
29 Under the Blasted Oak
30 On the Beat
31 On the Wigan Boat Express
32 They Can't Fool Me
33 Aunty Maggies Remedy
34 Andy the Handy Man
35 Oh Don't the Wind Blow Cold
36 The Lancashire Toreador
37 Why Don't Women Like Me?
38 She Got Two of Everything
39 Riding in the T.T. Races
40 Count Your Blessings and Smile
41 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
42 My Plus Fours
43 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
44 Ace of Spades
45 The Window Cleaner
46 The Wedding of Mr Wu
47 When I'm Cleaning Windows
48 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
49 The Emperor Of Lancashire
50 Believe It or Not
51 Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
52 Bless 'Em All
53 The Mad March Air
54 Chinese Laundry Blues
55 The Pleasure Cruise
56 Do De O Do
57 Emperor of Lancs
58 Fanlight Fanny
59 They Laughed When I Started To Play
60 Farmers Boy
61 Goodnight Binkie
62 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
63 With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
64 Happy Go Lucky Me
65 You Can't Fool Me
66 Hindoo Man
67 Hi-Tiddle-Hi-Ti-Island
68 You Don't Need a License for That
69 Hitting the High Spots Now
70 You're Everything To Me
71 I Always Get to Bed Half-Past Nine
72 I Promised to Be Home By Nine O'clock
73 I Told My Baby With My Ukelele
74 I Was Always a Willing Lad
75 I Went All Hot and Cold
76 I Wonder Who's Under the Balcony Now
77 If You Don't Want the Goods Don't Maul
78 I'm Saving Up for Sally
79 I'm Shy
80 Imagine Me On the Maginot Line
81 It Could Be
82 It's In the Air
83 It's Turned Out Nice Again
84 Keep Your Seats Please
85 Leaning On A Lamp Post
86 Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
87 Mother What Will I Do Now?
88 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
89 My Ukelele
90 Noughts And Crosses
91 On the Hms Cowheel
92 Ordinary People
93 Riding Around On a Rainbow
94 Running Round the Fountains
95 She Can't Say No
96 Sitting on the Sands All Night
97 Talking To The Moon About You
98 The Barmaid of the Rose and Crown (Alternative Version)
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