Текст песни
Come
on
and
hear
my
ukulele,
come
on
and
hear,
come
on
and
hear
I
give
a
demonstration
daily,
right
over
here,
right
over
here
Walk
up,
walk
up
chalk
this
one
up
to
Me,
whenever
I
play
the
world
goes
gay
The
Ukulele
Man
is
here
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man,
come
and
listen
if
you
can
The
Children
love
to
hear
me
play,
they
even
make
their
mothers
stay
And
stand
and
listen
all
the
day
to
the
Ukulele
Man
When
I
out
with
my
little
black
case,
the
strangest
things
occur
A
lady
smiled
and
asked
me
in,
I
stood
and
looked
at
her
She
said,
"Oh
doctor,
look
at
this"
to
undress
she
began
I
shut
my
eyes
and
shouted
"Stop,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man"
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
I'm
not
a
doctor
that's
quite
true,
but
I
prescribe
a
tonic,
too
Just
smile
and
you'll
come
smiling
through
with
the
Ukulele
Man
When
I
go
out
with
my
little
black
case,
some
people
get
me
wrong
A
nice
young
lady
said
to
me,
I'm
glad
you
came
along
I'd
like
to
see
your
underwear,
please
show
me
all
you
can
I
said,
"You
won't
see
none
of
mine,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man"
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
I'm
not
a
salesman
you
can
guess,
but
I
sell
something
none
the
less
So
come
and
buy
some
happiness
from
the
Ukulele
Man
When
I
go
out
with
my
little
black
case,
the
strangest
jobs
I
get
A
lady
shouted
out
one
day
"Don't
clean
those
windows
yet
I'm
in
my
bath
so
go
away"
but
promptly
in
I
ran
I'm
not
cleaning
windows
now,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
Though
cleaning
windows
I
refuse,
I've
got
a
happy
piece
of
news
Ill
come
and
clean
up
all
your
blues,
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
Boys
and
girls
come
out
to
play,
for
it
is
a
lovely
day
Leave
your
suppers
and
make
hay
hay
with
the
Ukulele
Man
I'm
the
Ukulele
Man
1 When We Feather Our Nest
2 The Wash House AT The Back
3 The Old Kitchen Kettle
4 The Old Cane Bottom Chair
5 The Left Hand Side Of Egypt
6 The Joo-Jar Tree
7 The Ghost
8 The Daring Young Man
9 The Best Of Schemes
10 Barmaid At The Rose And Crown
11 Thanks Mr Roosevelt
12 Swing Mama
13 Swimmin' With The Wimmin'
14 Swim Little Fish
15 She's Never Been Seen Since Then
16 Said the Little Brown Hen
17 Rhythm in the Alphabet
18 Pardon Me
19 Out in the Middle East
20 Our Sergeant Major
21 Our House Is Haunted
22 Our Fanny's Gone All Yankee
23 Madam Moscovitch
24 Let's All Go to Reno
25 Lancashire Hot Pot Swingers
26 Keep Fit
27 John Willie Come On
28 I Wish I Was Back On the Farm
29 It's No Use Looking At Me
30 Isle Of Man
31 I Played On My Spanish Guitar
32 You Can't Keep A Growing Lad down
33 You Can't Go Wrong in These
34 In the Congo
35 In My Little Snapshot Album
36 In a Little Wigan Garden
37 I'm the Ukelele Man
38 I'm The Husband Of The Wife Of Mr. Wu
39 I'm Making Headway Now
40 I'm A Froggie
41 I Don't Like
42 I Do Do Things I Do
43 I'd Do It With A Smile
44 I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
45 Could Make a Good Living at That
46 I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
47 I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
48 Grandad's Flannelette Nightshirt
49 Goodnight Little Fellow Goodnight
50 Frigid Air Fanny
51 Frank On His Tank
52 Down The Old Coal Hole
53 Delivering The Morning Milk
54 Dare-Devil Dick
55 Come Hither With Your Zither
56 Bell Bottom George
57 Baby
58 All Going Back
59 It Serves You Right
60 Under the Blasted Oak
61 On the Beat
62 On the Wigan Boat Express
63 They Can't Fool Me
64 Aunty Maggies Remedy
65 Andy the Handy Man
66 Oh Don't the Wind Blow Cold
67 The Lancashire Toreador
68 Why Don't Women Like Me?
69 She Got Two of Everything
70 Riding in the T.T. Races
71 Count Your Blessings and Smile
72 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
73 My Plus Fours
74 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
75 Ace of Spades
76 The Window Cleaner
77 The Wedding of Mr Wu
78 When I'm Cleaning Windows
79 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
80 The Emperor Of Lancashire
81 Believe It or Not
82 Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
83 Bless 'Em All
84 The Mad March Air
85 Chinese Laundry Blues
86 The Pleasure Cruise
87 Do De O Do
88 Emperor of Lancs
89 Fanlight Fanny
90 They Laughed When I Started To Play
91 Farmers Boy
92 Goodnight Binkie
93 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
94 With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
95 Happy Go Lucky Me
96 You Can't Fool Me
97 Hindoo Man
98 Hi-Tiddle-Hi-Ti-Island
99 Hitting the High Spots Now
100 You Don't Need a License for That
101 You're Everything To Me
102 I Always Get to Bed Half-Past Nine
103 I Promised to Be Home By Nine O'clock
104 I Told My Baby With My Ukelele
105 I Was Always a Willing Lad
106 I Went All Hot and Cold
107 I Wonder Who's Under the Balcony Now
108 If You Don't Want the Goods Don't Maul
109 I'm Saving Up for Sally
110 I'm Shy
111 Imagine Me On the Maginot Line
112 It Could Be
113 It's In the Air
114 It's Turned Out Nice Again
115 Keep Your Seats Please
116 Leaning On A Lamp Post
117 Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
118 Mother What Will I Do Now?
119 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
120 My Ukelele
121 Noughts And Crosses
122 On the Hms Cowheel
123 Ordinary People
124 Riding Around On a Rainbow
125 Running Round the Fountains
126 She Can't Say No
127 Sitting on the Sands All Night
128 Talking To The Moon About You
129 The Barmaid of the Rose and Crown (Alternative Version)
Внимание! Не стесняйтесь оставлять отзывы.