Текст песни On the Beat - George Formby
                                                If 
                                                you 
                                                want 
                                                to 
                                                know 
                                                the 
                                                time,
 
                                    
                                
                                                Ask 
                                                    a 
                                                Policeman.
 
                                    
                                
                                                The 
                                                proper 
                                                rhythmic 
                                                time,
 
                                    
                                
                                                Ask 
                                                    a 
                                                Policeman.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Every 
                                                copper 
                                                on 
                                                the 
                                                beat,
 
                                    
                                
                                                Yep, 
                                                he's 
                                                got 
                                                rhythm 
                                                in 
                                                his 
                                                feet.
 
                                    
                                
                                                One 
                                                step, 
                                                two 
                                                step, 
                                                three 
                                                step, 
                                                four 
                                                step,
 
                                    
                                
                                                Rag-time, 
                                                jazz-time, 
                                                swing,
 
                                    
                                
                                                We're 
                                                always 
                                                on 
                                                the 
                                                beat.
 
                                    
                                
                                                The 
                                                lads 
                                                in 
                                                blue 
                                                are 
                                                always 
                                                on 
                                                the 
                                                beat.
 
                                    
                                
                                                We 
                                                raise 
                                                our 
                                                batons 
                                                and 
                                                we 
                                                raise 
                                                our 
                                                voices 
                                                in 
                                                song.
 
                                    
                                
                                                To 
                                                keep 
                                                us 
                                                cheery 
                                                when 
                                                we're 
                                                swinging 
                                                along.
 
                                    
                                
                                                We're 
                                                always 
                                                smart 
                                                and 
                                                neat.
 
                                    
                                
                                                To 
                                                see 
                                                us 
                                                passing 
                                                gives 
                                                the 
                                                girls 
                                                    a 
                                                treat.
 
                                    
                                
                                                They 
                                                all 
                                                start 
                                                waving, 
                                                and 
                                                they 
                                                wink 
                                                    a 
                                                friendly 
                                                eye.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Hear 
                                                them 
                                                whisper, 
                                                "Aint 
                                                he 
                                                Sweet",
 
                                    
                                
                                                We 
                                                can 
                                                sweep 
                                                them 
                                                off 
                                                their 
                                                feet.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Because 
                                                we're 
                                                on 
                                                the 
                                                beat.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Why 
                                                do 
                                                all 
                                                the 
                                                nursmaids 
                                                say?
 
                                    
                                
                                                "Oh 
                                                    I 
                                                think 
                                                you 
                                                police 
                                                are 
                                                marvellous"
 
                                    
                                
                                                Who's 
                                                with 
                                                cook 
                                                on 
                                                her 
                                                half 
                                                day?
 
                                    
                                
                                                "My 
                                                rhapsody 
                                                in 
                                                blue"
 
                                    
                                
                                                Why 
                                                do 
                                                all 
                                                the 
                                                convicts 
                                                shout?
 
                                    
                                
                                                "I 
                                                think 
                                                you 
                                                police 
                                                are 
                                                marvellous"
 
                                    
                                
                                                What 
                                                is 
                                                all 
                                                this 
                                                fuss 
                                                about, 
                                                well, 
                                                I'm 
                                                not 
                                                asking 
                                                you.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Oh, 
                                                the 
                                                reason 
                                                is 
                                                plain,
 
                                    
                                
                                                Let 
                                                me 
                                                tell 
                                                you 
                                                again,
 
                                    
                                
                                                We're 
                                                always 
                                                on 
                                                the 
                                                beat.
 
                                    
                                
                                                You'll 
                                                see 
                                                us 
                                                standing 
                                                guard 
                                                on 
                                                every 
                                                street.
 
                                    
                                
                                                If 
                                                things 
                                                upset 
                                                you, 
                                                there's 
                                                no 
                                                need 
                                                to 
                                                worry 
                                                or 
                                                frown.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Ask 
                                                    a 
                                                policeman 
                                                and 
                                                he 
                                                won't 
                                                let 
                                                you 
                                                down.
 
                                    
                                
                                                For 
                                                anyone 
                                                you 
                                                meet,
 
                                    
                                
                                                Is 
                                                bound 
                                                to 
                                                tell 
                                                you 
                                                that 
                                                we're 
                                                hard 
                                                to 
                                                beat.
 
                                    
                                
                                                We 
                                                know 
                                                the 
                                                answers 
                                                and 
                                                we'll 
                                                tell 
                                                you 
                                                one 
                                                and 
                                                all.
 
                                    
                                
                                                If 
                                                you're 
                                                wandering 
                                                up 
                                                and 
                                                down,
 
                                    
                                
                                                We'll 
                                                show 
                                                you 
                                                how 
                                                to 
                                                go 
                                                to 
                                                town,
 
                                    
                                
                                                Because 
                                                we're 
                                                on 
                                                the 
                                                beat.
 
                                    
                                
                                                (UKULELE 
                                                SOLO)
 
                                    
                                
                                                We're 
                                                always 
                                                on 
                                                the 
                                                beat,
 
                                    
                                
                                                We're 
                                                not 
                                                allowed 
                                                to 
                                                stop 
                                                and 
                                                take 
                                                    a 
                                                seat.
 
                                    
                                
                                                We 
                                                keep 
                                                on 
                                                walking 
                                                through 
                                                the 
                                                Winter, 
                                                Summer, 
                                                and 
                                                Spring.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Rain 
                                                or 
                                                sunshine, 
                                                well 
                                                it 
                                                don't 
                                                mean 
                                                    a 
                                                thing.
 
                                    
                                
                                                We're 
                                                always 
                                                on 
                                                our 
                                                feet.
 
                                    
                                
                                                They 
                                                suffer 
                                                agonies 
                                                from 
                                                cold 
                                                and 
                                                heat.
 
                                    
                                
                                                But 
                                                we 
                                                don't 
                                                grumble, 
                                                because 
                                                our 
                                                duty 
                                                must 
                                                be 
                                                done.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Though 
                                                we 
                                                may 
                                                be 
                                                full 
                                                of 
                                                aches,
 
                                    
                                
                                                We 
                                                never 
                                                have 
                                                to 
                                                ask 
                                                for 
                                                breaks,
 
                                    
                                
                                                Because 
                                                we're 
                                                on 
                                                the 
                                                beat.
 
                                    
                                
                                                (UKULELE 
                                                SOLO)
 
                                    
                                 
                            1 The Old Cane Bottom Chair
2 The Joo-Jar Tree
3 The Ghost
4 The Daring Young Man
5 Thanks Mr Roosevelt
6 Swing Mama
7 Swim Little Fish
8 She's Never Been Seen Since Then
9 Said the Little Brown Hen
10 Pardon Me
11 Out in the Middle East
12 Our House Is Haunted
13 Let's All Go to Reno
14 Keep Fit
15 John Willie Come On
16 You Can't Go Wrong in These
17 In the Congo
18 In a Little Wigan Garden
19 I'm the Ukelele Man
20 I'm Making Headway Now
21 I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
22 I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
23 I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
24 Frank On His Tank
25 Dare-Devil Dick
26 Come Hither With Your Zither
27 All Going Back
28 It Serves You Right
29 Under the Blasted Oak
30 On the Beat
31 On the Wigan Boat Express
32 They Can't Fool Me
33 Aunty Maggies Remedy
34 Andy the Handy Man
35 Oh Don't the Wind Blow Cold
36 The Lancashire Toreador
37 Why Don't Women Like Me?
38 She Got Two of Everything
39 Riding in the T.T. Races
40 Count Your Blessings and Smile
41 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
42 My Plus Fours
43 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
44 Ace of Spades
45 The Window Cleaner
46 The Wedding of Mr Wu
47 When I'm Cleaning Windows
48 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
49 The Emperor Of Lancashire
50 Believe It or Not
51 Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
52 Bless 'Em All
53 The Mad March Air
54 Chinese Laundry Blues
55 The Pleasure Cruise
56 Do De O Do
57 Emperor of Lancs
58 Fanlight Fanny
59 They Laughed When I Started To Play
60 Farmers Boy
61 Goodnight Binkie
62 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
63 With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
64 Happy Go Lucky Me
65 You Can't Fool Me
66 Hindoo Man
67 Hi-Tiddle-Hi-Ti-Island
68 You Don't Need a License for That
69 Hitting the High Spots Now
70 You're Everything To Me
71 I Always Get to Bed Half-Past Nine
72 I Promised to Be Home By Nine O'clock
73 I Told My Baby With My Ukelele
74 I Was Always a Willing Lad
75 I Went All Hot and Cold
76 I Wonder Who's Under the Balcony Now
77 If You Don't Want the Goods Don't Maul
78 I'm Saving Up for Sally
79 I'm Shy
80 Imagine Me On the Maginot Line
81 It Could Be
82 It's In the Air
83 It's Turned Out Nice Again
84 Keep Your Seats Please
85 Leaning On A Lamp Post
86 Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
87 Mother What Will I Do Now?
88 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
89 My Ukelele
90 Noughts And Crosses
91 On the Hms Cowheel
92 Ordinary People
93 Riding Around On a Rainbow
94 Running Round the Fountains
95 She Can't Say No
96 Sitting on the Sands All Night
97 Talking To The Moon About You
98 The Barmaid of the Rose and Crown (Alternative Version)
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