Текст песни I Wish I Was Back On the Farm - George Formby

Oh I wish I was back on the farm, I wish I was back on the farm
If you want to learn your lesson just you hear what I'm confessin
Oh I wish I was back on the farm

Now when I was just a hayseed with a straw stuck in my mouth
I packed my bag and took a train that was headin' for the south
I wandered through the city streets and everything was new
But all the coppers moved me on and the girls they moved me too
Now I wish I was back on the farm
I wish I was back on the farm
Where the bulls don't put it over and the cows stop in the clover
I wish I was back on the farm

Now a pretty girl came up to me and she began to chat
She said she'd give me something nice if I'd go up to her flat
I said I'd like a cup of tea, she seemed to think it odd
And when I said it's time to go she charged me thirty bob
Oh I wish I was back on the farm, yes I wish I was down on the farm
Where there's fun and plenty of it and it isn't done for profit
Oh I wish I was back on the farm

Now I went into a nightclub where a lady did a dance
She'd nothing on but pigeons and she left the rest to chance
She didn't seem to feel the cold, the birds knew where to stay
I clapped my hands and shouted but they wouldn't go away
Oh I wish she was back on our farm,
Yes I wish she was back on our farm
She'd have nothing on whatever 'cause our pigeons aren't that clever
Oh I wish she was back on our farm