You Can't Go Wrong in These

When your boyfriend calls on Sunday and you want to look your best
Won′t you wear our woollen undies
Then you'll know you′re properly dressed
You can't go wrong in these, they fit from neck to knees
They're soft to wear but they′re hard to tear
So you can′t go wrong in these
If want to have a figure that's the envy of the town
Then you′ll find our stays "de rigueur" never let our customers down
Oh you can't go wrong in these, they′re fastened up with keys
They'll keep you straight like a two inch plate
So you can′t go wrong in these
If a girl is young and flighty and silk pyjamas now she wears
Now a real old flannel nightie is as good as seventeen pairs
He He, you can't go wrong in these, they stop the coldest breeze
If you can't sleep tight on a windy night
Well you can′t go wrong in these
If you want to buy a brassiere, won′t you have a look at ours
Though the others may be classier and be covered all over with flowers
Still you can't go wrong in these, they′re not made to please
But they'll see you through ′cause they'll stuck with glue
So you can′t go wrong in these
Now a lot of you have aunties and when Christmas comes along
You must never give 'em panties (no)
'Cause they like ′em woolly and strong
He He you can′t go wrong in these, they'll fit without a squeeze
They′ll go round your aunt or a gasworks plant
So you can't go wrong on these
If you like a mild flirtation and your sex appeal is dead
Have a look at your foundation and if it′s beginning to spread
Well you can't go wrong in these, you won′t have room to sneeze
But they'll shift the fat from your bottom flat
So you can't go wrong in these