Oh Don't the Wind Blow Cold

Some folks like the weather cold, it's healthy they tell you.
It may be dense but where's the sense if your nose keeps turning blue?

On the day that I was born I was just ten minutes old.
I popped my head 'neath the clothes and said, "Brrr! don't the wind blow cold?"

Sailor Joe got shipwrecked on a raft that pitched and rolled.
He yelled and raved as a shirt he waved "Oh! don't the wind blow cold?"

There's no sense in shivering until you start to freeze.
What's the use of quivering and shaking at the knees.

Cried Maudie on the pillion seat, "it was great fun I was told
But when you ride with you're legs astride, Oh! don't the wind blow cold?"

A Scotchman for an advert once around the town he strolled
On a pair of stilts in Scotchman's kilts, Wow! don't the wind blow cold?

While Miss Jones was in her bath, our Curate called I'm told.
He saw the door ajar, giggled, "There you are, Oh! don't the wind blow cold?"

There's no sense in shivering until you start to freeze.
What's the use of quivering and shaking at the knees?

Six Fan Dancers did their dance, six Fan Dancers bold.
They only had five fans - so what? Oh! didn't the wind blow cold?

I saw some lovely bathing belles, upon the beach they rolled.
They jumped to their feet when I said, "Tweet tweet, Oh! don't the wind blow cold?"

When Godiva rode her horse round Coventry I'm told,
She cried and sobbed, "Eemy hair I've bobbed, Oh! don't the wind blow cold?

There's no sense in shivering until you start to freeze.
What's the use of quivering and shaking at the knees?

A girl I cuddled in the park said, "Please, let go your hold.
Something's ripped and I think it's slipped, Oh! Mother don't the wind blow cold?"