Текст песни Ring Your Little Bell - George Formby

Never go to Doctor Quack because you′ve got the blues
Medicine won't make ′em disappear!
If you've got a mild attack of chronic hoopazoos
Listen, 'ere′s a marvellous idea!
Now if you′re worried don't be blue
Ring your little bell, ting-a-ling-a-ling
You′ll be happy if you do
Ring your little bell, ting-ting
Now if you're feelin′ mighty glum
Think of happy days to come
Don't sit there and suck your thunb
Ring your little bell, ting-ting
Now once a great explorer went exploring Um Bom Pong
Out to catch a monkeys for the zoo
He saw a big gorilla wave ′is gorgeous to and from
Tellin' all the monkeys what to do
Now if you're worried don′t be blue
Ring your little bell, ting-a-ling-a-ling
You′ll be happy if you do
Ring your little bell, ting-ting
Now if you're feelin′ mighty glum
Think of happy days to come
Don't sit there and suck your thunb
Ring your little bell, ting-ting
Now all the fuzzy wuzzy hussies out in Zanzibar
Thought they′d try and slim and be refined
Most of them had put on weight and couldn't ha-cha-cha
Big Chief Tiger Rag said, "Never mind!"
Now if you′re worried don't be blue
Ring your little bell, ting-a-ling-a-ling
You'll be happy if you do
Ring your little bell, ting-ting
Now if you′re feelin′ mighty glum
Think of happy days to come
Don't sit there and suck your thunb
Ring your little bell, ting-ting
Late one evenin′ our John Willie, after one or two
Got in bed and said, "Good evenin' dear!"
The missus said, "Its four a.m. and I′m fast asleep to you
And what's more, tha can′t do that there 'ere!"
But if you're worried don′t be blue
Ring your little bell, ting-a-ling-a-ling
You′ll be 'appy if you do
Ring your little bell, ting-ting
Now if you′re feelin' mighty glum
Think of ′appy days to come
Don't sit there and suck thee thunb
Ring your little bell, ting-ting