Текст песни Vegetables - Greaseball

I'm calling out from in the shadows
It's me your friend, I think we've met but once before, oh yes I think
I'll find the time to remember your name
And you can listen close and grow to hate my stinking guts
I'll break all of your Tinker Toys and eat up all the Pizza Hut
Your Shrinky-Dinks don't shrink enough to make me feel big enough to love
I've been falling out the back door
I've been slobbering so slack-jawed
Hacksaw, chainsaw, stray thoughts, they gnaw
The grain off the back of my brain all day long, they gnaw
Thanks for dropping in again o, how I wish you'd love me
I hope you have a nice life and your kids are ugly
I could plant trees. I could kick your puppy
I could eat my vegetables and you'd still say my dick was funny
I'd follow you off a cliff but you ain't even calling me
And celery and broccoli's the closest that'll often be to you

I'm going to eat my vegetables
I'm going to chow down my vegetables
I love you most of all
My favorite vegetables

I'm calling out from in the background
Fast count word 'round the campfire
You can't keep the champ down for long
I'll break my habits through the animal inside of me
You'll find out that there never was a person that I've tried to be
And I'd agree, I could be much healthier
But if I looked much healthier, you're not the type that I would try to see
Decidedly, I just think that I would be with someone
Who was dying to be with me
Fuck your lima beans and lack of decency
And I think that
The produce section
Will no longer be a staple of rejection
And the fact is I'm unattractive
To anybody who's remotely active
Forget my name and every episode of Andy Griffith
Finding where this magic lived and having to abandon it
Has made me so much stronger than any vegetable ever could
Fuck broccoli
Fuck broccoli

I'm going to eat my vegetables
I'm going to chow down my vegetables
I love you most of all
My favorite vegetables