Текст песни Minor Universe - Grustania

You are fake news
Oh my god
Look at this goofy ahh
Welcome to Earth
Boy what the hell

My name's Nicko the minor
I own Disney Minor because it's the best company
Then I went to the store to get some money
Very poor, like my Grammy

I spell some grammar, yeah
Found a minor in my backer, yeah
They working in my farmer, yeah
They give me some corn hub, yeah

Ayo Brandon you should take a chill pill
Cause if you don't, i'm gonna start a fire drill
With my under grandma's permission,
I'm gonna show you all of my skill

Man, I don't need a chill pill
It is that, you just need a skill pill
Yeah, the age of the minor has long been
A factor in these cases
With inhospitality, for acts against the extremely young-in lessening
I don't need to rhyme anymore
My rhyme's kinda fire though
Just kidding, because your daddy probably leaving you

My dad didn't leave me, but
Keep it with that attitude
I'm a put you on top of my tree
And I'm gonna scream that I'm the best
Because I passed Mr Fons' test
This is because I'm the best
My grandma just blessed me
I used to be very stressed
But then I realized, I'm depressed

Nicko you ugly, stupid ni
Yeah, you stupid ni-

Brandon stop being so offensive, in fact
I bought an iPad last night that's expensive
Wait Brandon, we have to make a song about Disney Minors
Hurry, do it before everyone starts to be a whiner

Oh no, we can't do the Disney Minors
What can we do
Do you even know what to say
No
Alright we should start spitting some bars like this
I'm horny
No you're gay
I'm so horny that
My ponies, because, I'm gonna be a donkey
I am better than a donkey
I am a gluten or, a spanking
Oh yeah well I'm better than you
I broke the twenty five million meta-verses
How can you do that
How can you break twenty four meta-verses, how

I don't know I just did that and now this is the end of the song
So bye bye guys, there's going to be another song called "Not the Disney Minors"
Which is going to be coming out next week I don't know
Depending on what time you're watching this
And I'm specifically talking about November twenty six of fourteen forty four
So anyways, goodnight ninos
And why did my mic even break that's like so weird

Ah, my penis it hurts
Mom, bring the penis enlargement pills
There's no more