Текст песни Billericay Dickie (Live) - Ian Dury
Good
evening,
I'm
from
Essex
In
case
you
couldn't
tell
My
given
name
is
Dickie
I
come
from
Billericay
And
I'm
doing
very
well
Had
a
love
affair
with
Nina
In
the
back
of
my
cortina
A
seasoned-up
hyena
Could
not
have
been
more
obscener
She
took
me
to
the
cleaners
And
other
misdemeanours
But
I
got
right
up
between
her
Rum
and
her
Ribena
Well,
you
ask
Joyce
and
Vicky
If
candy-floss
is
sticky
I'm
not
a
blinking
thicky
I'm
Billericay
Dickie
And
I'm
doing
very
well
I
bought
a
lot
of
Brandy
When
I
was
courting
Sandy
Took
eight
to
make
her
randy
And
all
I
had
was
shandy
Another
thing
with
Sandy
What
often
came
in
handy
Was
passing
her
a
mandy
She
didn't
half
go
bandy
So,
you
ask
Joyce
and
Vicky
If
I
ever
took
the
mickey
I'm
not
a
flipping
thicky
I'm
Billericay
Dickie
And
I'm
doing
very
well
I'd
rendez-vous
with
Janet
Quite
near
the
Isle
of
Thanet
She
looked
more
like
a
gannet
She
wasn't
half
a
prannet
Her
mother
tried
to
ban
it
Her
father
helped
me
plan
it
And
when
I
captured
Janet
She
bruised
her
pomegranate
Oh,
you
ask
Joyce
and
Vicky
If
I
ever
shaped
up
tricky
I'm
not
a
blooming
thicky
I'm
Billericay
Dickie
And
I'm
doing
very
well
You
should
never
hold
a
candle
If
you
don't
know
where
it's
been
The
jackpot
is
in
the
handle
On
a
normal
fruit
machine
So,
you
ask
Joyce
and
Vicky
Who's
their
favourite
brickie
I'm
not
a
common
thicky
I'm
Billericay
Dickie
And
I'm
doing
very
well
I
know
a
lovely
old
toe-rag
Obliging
and
noblesse
Kindly,
charming
shag
from
Shoeburyness
My
given
name
is
Dickie
I
come
from
Billericay
I
thought
you'd
never
guess
So,
you
ask
Joyce
and
Vicky
A
pair
of
squeaky
chickies
I'm
not
a
flaming
thicky
I'm
Billericay
Dicky
And
I'm
doing
very
well
Oh
golly,
oh
gosh
Come
and
lie
on
the
couch
With
a
nice
bit
of
posh
From
Burnham-on-Crouch
My
given
name
is
Dickie
I
come
from
Billericay
And
I
ain't
a
slouch
So,
you
ask
Joyce
and
Vicky
About
Billericay
Dickie
I
ain't
an
effing
thicky
You
ask
Joyce
and
Vicky
I'm
doing
very
well
1 What a Waste
2 Jack Shit George
3 Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll
4 Bed 'O' Roses No.9
5 Sweet Gene Vincent
6 My Old Man
7 Mash It up Harry
8 Razzle In My Pocket
9 Wake Up & Make Love with Me
10 Reasons to Be Cheerful, Pt. 3
11 Poor Joey
12 Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
13 Poo-Poo in the Prawn
14 There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards
15 Clevor Trever (Live)
16 Inbetweenies
17 Dance of the Screamers
18 Don't Ask Me
19 Billericay Dickie (Live)
20 I Want to Be Straight
21 Spasticus Autisticus (Live)
22 Superman's Big Sister
23 Blockheads (Live)
24 O'Donegal
25 Geraldine
26 Fucking Ada
27 I'm Partial to Your Abracadabra
28 Blackmail Man
29 England’s Glory [live]
30 You’ll See Glimpses
31 Itinerant Child
32 Plaistow Patricia
33 I Believe
34 One Love
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