Текст и перевод песни Jack Parow - Feite

Feite

Yoh, dis die original, die vader van die afrikaans rap kak
As ek slaat, laat ek die plek uitmekaar spat
Wat, wat, al die kakkes moet die pad slaat
Skaakmat, slap-stack of fokken skape plat
Parow gaan die fokken laaste lag, want die laaste lag kak lekker
Jy's 'n draadtrekker, ek's die koning van die lekker plekke
Julle word almal aangetrek na my vlam soos motte
My totter proe soos grondboontjiebotter
By donker grotte, tot bo-aan die raplys
Raak wys, ek's J.Z, jy's Vinilla Ys
Gorrila wys, laat die wille wys hoe word dit gedoen
Julle almal staan rond en bont, en fokken trille soen
En pille doen, dit is vir kinders met depressie
Maak oop my cd, vir n vonkelende siek sessie
Die wille wessie, van die afrikaanse zef-scene
So fokken check Parow uit, ek's beter as 'n wet-dream
Daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie
Oh nee, daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie
Oh nee, daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie
Oh nee, daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie
Ek's leaps and bounds above all the fokken res
The fokken best rap in boksers en 'n fokken vest
Never fokken stress, want ek het nie fokken tyd nie
No way nie, nee fokken niemand ken vir my nie
So baby, sit terug en luister, die stage is my tuiste
Ek sak yster, reg by die buiste, rap teen 'n skuinste
Spoeg soos 'n damwal, ek's kak mal
Klim op die stage en laat die kak val
Spoeg kak gal, en slym uit my keel uit
Nee great, my kak styg soos monsters uit die see uit
Vee uit, en maak jou oë oop, ek's groë-groot
Maar hoekom is daar so min geld
Hier waar ek nou oorloop, is kak droog, en ek's opsoek na oasis
Ek's kak hoog, so hardloop fokken vinnig voor ek klaar is
Puff-puff, pass-pass, fokken aan, jy's bang
Sluk fokken seil soos 'n lang slang
Daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie
Oh nee, daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie
Oh nee, daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie
Oh nee, daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie
Ek rap straight van die wal tot in die sloot in
Soos hoogspring, Parow gaan die fokken kroon terugbring
Terug na die Kaap toe, terug na die bar toe
Gaan terug na jou ma toe, fokken Parow maak die straat toe
Klaar gedoen soos fokken long street festival
Die beste pil, gee jou fokken hare op jou testicals
En murg in jou pype, te miste fokken ruite,
Besliste fokken greate, besliste fokken feite
So hou bene hou, of dis no-go, ou-ou, ou-ou, ou-no, ou-no
Die hele plek ruik soos Omo, jou-jou,
Want ek maak die hele fokken plek skoon
Check oom, Parow ruik soos fokken Lux badroom
Sparkling fresh like fokken sunlight liquid,
You can't stick it, no, you're just not cricket
La-di-da-di, soos fokken Snoop Dogg sê
Gaat lê, jy wil die kak hê, maar ek sit op die Top - Wê!
Uh-uh-uh
Daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie
Oh nee, daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie
Oh nee, daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie
Oh nee, daar's niemand so kak warm soos ek nie - uh
Niemand in die plek nie - uh, niemand wat so rap nie

Facts

Yo, this is the original, the father of Afrikaans rap shit
When I hit, I make the place explode
What, what, all the losers gotta hit the road
Checkmate, slap-stack, or fucking sheep flat
Parow's gonna have the last laugh, 'cause the last laugh shits lekker (nice)
You're a puppet master, I'm the king of the lekker (nice) places
You all get drawn to my flame like moths
My blunt tastes like peanut butter
From dark caves, to the top of the rap list
Get wise, I'm J.Z, you're Vanilla Ice
Gorilla style, let the willies show how it's done
You all stand around and show off, and fucking shake and kiss
And pop pills, that's for kids with depression
Open my CD, for a sparkling sick session
The willy wessie (crazy one), from the Afrikaans zef-scene
So fucking check Parow out, I'm better than a wet dream
There's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this
Oh no, there's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this
Oh no, there's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this
Oh no, there's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this
I'm leaps and bounds above all the fucking rest
The fucking best rap in boxers and a fucking vest
Never fucking stress, 'cause I don't have fucking time
No way, no, nobody fucking knows me
So baby, sit back and listen, the stage is my home
I drop iron, right by the pipes, rap on a slant
Spit like a dam wall, I'm fucking crazy
Climb on the stage and let the shit fall
Spit fucking bile, and slime from my throat
Nah great, my shit rises like monsters from the sea
Wipe out, and open your eyes, I'm huge
But why is there so little money
Here where I'm overflowing, it's fucking dry, and I'm looking for an oasis
I'm fucking high, so run fucking fast before I'm done
Puff-puff, pass-pass, fucking on, you're scared
Swallow fucking sail like a long snake
There's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this
Oh no, there's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this
Oh no, there's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this
Oh no, there's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this
I rap straight from the wall into the ditch
Like high jump, Parow's gonna bring the fucking crown back
Back to the Cape, back to the bar
Go back to your mom, fucking Parow's gonna shut down the street
Done like fucking Long Street Festival
The best pill, gives you fucking hair on your testicles
And marrow in your pipes, to miss fucking windows,
Decidedly fucking great, decidedly fucking facts
So hold your horses, or it's no-go, ou-ou, ou-ou, ou-no, ou-no
The whole place smells like Omo, you-you,
Because I clean the whole fucking place
Check it out, Parow smells like a fucking Lux bathroom
Sparkling fresh like fucking sunlight liquid,
You can't stick it, no, you're just not cricket
La-di-da-di, like fucking Snoop Dogg says
Go to bed, you want the shit, but I'm on the Top - World!
Uh-uh-uh
There's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this
Oh no, there's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this
Oh no, there's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this
Oh no, there's nobody as hot as me - uh
Nobody in the place - uh, nobody who raps like this