Текст песни For a Limited Time Only - Jam Baxter
'This
man
has
a
secret
he
hides
from
his
family
An
overwhelming
desire
for
the
crumbly
crispness
The
subtle
flavour
of
Simmers
Rice
Biscuits'
'Really
darling,
electricity
costs
money!
But
what's
the
use
of
having
nice
skin
if
nobody
can
see
it?'
'His
wife
discovered
Simmers
Rice
Biscuits
long
ago,
have
you?'
'For
the
fresh
clear
skin
you're
meant
to
Have,
trust
the
purest
toilet
soap
possible'
Yeah,
urgent
appeal
from
a
drowsy
drunk
For
just
three
pounds
a
month
You
could
provide
me
just
enough
water
To
find
your
saviour
and
drown
the
cunt
Sale
starts
Monday
Stand
out
from
the
crowd
with
a
mound
of
junk
Our
dedicated
team
are
on
hand
Daily
to
sell
your
baby
an
ounce
of
punk
Coming
soon
to
a
city
near
you
For
just
fourteen
ninety-nine
This
sweltering
mass
of
electrified
cables
Can
jump
start
your
new
life
of
crime
Smother
your
face
in
our
brand
new
fragrance
Bathe
yourself
in
the
fountain
of
payments
This
Easter,
please
spare
a
thought
for
my
dwindling
patience
Brand
new
for
your
cupboards:
spoilt
milk
tailored
for
poor
mothers
Research
suggests
our
cream
can
make
your
life
95
percent
more
butters
Have
you
been
wasted
for
four
summers?
Surviving
on
cider
and
raw
uppers
Yeah,
call
our
store
our
spiralling
eyeballs
come
in
all
colours
Have
you
tried
our
incredible
sputum
Shakily
tested
and
chemically
proven
To
smoothen
the
wrinkling
head
of
a
human
Renders
age
a
pathetic
illusion
Gargle
this
light
brown
soup
Here
at
the
Eye
Gouge
Group
we're
committed
to
providing
a
service
To
leave
you
blissfully
blind
Lie
down
troops,
lie
down
troops,
lie
down
troops
Enlist
now
be
the
best
Start
a
career
in
dealing
death
Become
a
one-legged
old
bleeding
mess
If
you
only
call
one
number
today
Before
your
fingers
crumble
away
Before
these
buildings
rust
and
decay
And
your
clutching
a
nostril
encrusted
in
K
Please
make
it
ours
Two
for
one
deals
on
brains
in
jars
Count
your
coins,
we
proudly
present
our
Brand
new
extensive
range
of
parts
Wake
up,
roll
up,
feast
your
eyes
Join
up
now
for
a
free
surprise
This
flick
knife
comes
with
a
whole
bag
of
drama
A
getaway
car
and
a
free
disguise
Our
brand
new
formula
greases
the
palms
Of
your
well
dressed
torturer
Comes
recommended
by
your
top
sadist
Gassed
at
the
thought
of
your
unspoilt
faces
Sign
up
here
Free
ten
pound
bet
Drain
your
accounts
and
consolidate
all
your
remaining
debt
'If
we
call
just
show
us
a
large
Daz
Packet,
answer
a
simple
question
correctly
And
you
win
five
pounds!
If
you
have
two
large
or
one
giant-size,
you
can
win
ten
pounds!'
'Is
your
date
afraid
of
lights?
No
I
am,
with
this
ghastly
skin,
I'm
always
washing
like
you
told
me
But
even
my
super
new
perfume
soap
hasn't
helped'
'Scotch
Perkins,
by
Simmers.
Full
of
goodness,
full
of
ginger
and
spice
and
all
things
nice'
Shit,
how
long
had
I
been
watching
these?
How
long
had
I
been
staring
at
billboards
Feeding
my
coins
into
slot
machines
I
never
clocked
it
was
possible
to
puke
for
20
months
straight
You
should've
told
me,
I
stubbed
out
my
rolly
Something
in
the
air
made
the
room
seem
mouldy
Stare
out
coldly
Belled
my
bredrin,
paid
him
a
visit
The
rain
seems
strangely
acidic
I'm
not
sure
why
the
burning
sensation
was
vaguely
idyllic
By
the
time
I
sank
my
last
bevvy
My
jingling
wallet
felt
so
darn
heavy
By
the
time
I
reached
the
end
of
my
street
I'd
somehow
squandered
every
last
penny
Every
last
penny,
every
last
penny,
every
last
penny
Dog
food,
dish
cloth,
mouthwash,
Henny
Every
trace
of
the
Queen's
face
ripped
into
one
cascade
of
confetti
I
got
yard
sat
down
sank
deep
in
my
seat
and
switched
on
the
telly
'And
here's
another
exciting
thing
to
look
out
for!
Our
squires
are
already
putting
This
leaflet
through
almost
every
door!
It
gives
you
an
extra
chance
of
winning
the
same
big
prizes'
'Get
Fairy
Snow
for
extra
white
clothes.
Fairy
Snow
forces
grey
out
- forces
white
in'
'Don't
miss
this
great
chance
to
win
big
prizes,
And
remember:
Daz
washes
so
white
you
can
see
the
difference'
'Extra
creamy
and
to
pamper
the
Palate
pour
Carnation
over
the
pudding
too'
'It's
delicious'
'It's
delicious'
'It's
delicious'...
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