Текст и перевод песни Jowell & Randy - Pasto Pelu

Pasto Pelu

Sí, eso e' para ti, oh
Pa' la calle un pasto pelú', pasto pelú', pasto pelú', dice
Puerta 'e tierra, pasto pelú', dice
De Carolina, ay
Sale a Bayamón, busca un pasto pelú'
Tírate pa' Cataño, busca un pasto pelú'
Te tira' a Río Piedras, busca un pasto pelú' (it's true)
Te tira' pa' Santurce, un pasto pelú'
Los de Llorens tienen pasto pelú' (dice)
Pasto pelú', pasto pelú'
Pasto pelú', pasto pelú'
Pasto pelú', qué dice, (roundin' your wide) ay
Todos los de Ponce con el pasto pelú'
La gente 'e Mayagüez con el pasto pelú'
To' el combo de Arecibo, el pasto pelú'
La gente de Aguadilla con el pasto pelú'
Todos los de Lajas con el
La gente de Guayama con el
Los de Caguas, pasto pelú', dice
Monte Hatillo, ay
Pasto pelú', pasto pelú'
Pasto pelú', pasto pelú'
Pasto pelú', pasto pelú'
Pasto pelú', roundin' your wide
Pasto-pasto, pas-pasto pelú'

Ey
Esto es dedicado a to'a esa gente que se afeitan
Y se dejan un canto peludo
Seh, siempre hay chivo'
Una ve' yo legislé con un culo, y tenía pelo atrá'
Eso no me motivó y tuve que ir de una ve' a comprar una Gillette
Ella positiva porque quiere que le meta, pero tiene pelo atrá'
Eso no me motivó y tuve que ir de una ve'
(It's true) a comprar una Gillette
Esta tipa tiene corte de tipo, to' lo tiene pelú'
Y más pelúa' que tú, el Hombre Lobo 'esnú'
(Roundin' your wide)
Esta tipa tiene corte de tipo, to' lo tiene pelú'
Y más pelúa' que tú, el Hombre Lobo 'esnú' ('errnú)

Chequéate todo lo que te saco de allá atrá'-trá'-trá'-trá'
Te saco una habichuela 'el cucú
Te saco una pitipuás del cucú
Te saco una lombriz del cucú
Te saco un grano 'e maíz del cucú
Te saco una habichuela 'el cucú
Te saco una pitipuás del cucú
Te saco una lombriz del cucú
Te saco un grano 'e maíz del cucú
Negra, mi cabeza está negra (culo, culo)
Negra, woh, porque negra es tu mierda (It's true)

Ah, mira quiéne' son, jeh
Jowell y Randy, de nuevo los mismos cabrones
Maldita sea la madre que los parió (It's true)
Cantan aquí, cantan en el quinceañero
Cantan en la playa, cantan en las fiestas patronale'
Cantan encima del techo de la casa de
(Roundin' your wide)
Cantan en el caserío en Navidad, coño
Sáquenlo' de aquí, se los juro, no lo'
No me vuelvan a traer aquí a presentar estos malditos cafres
Les voy a decir algo, estos muchachos son malignos
Son del Diablo (mera, cabrón)
Eh, oye, maldita sean (mera, cabrón hijueputa)
(Salte de ahí, salte, salte)
Los Más Sueltos (cabrón, hijueputa)
Oye (deja la mierda esa ya cabrón)
Deben sacarlos de aquí (cabrón)

Pasto Pelu

Yes, this is for you, oh
For the street a hairy patch, hairy patch, hairy patch, they say
Back door, hairy patch, they say
From Carolina, oh
Go to Bayamón, search for a hairy patch
Head to Cataño, search for a hairy patch
You head to Río Piedras, search for a hairy patch (it's true)
You head to Santurce, for a hairy patch
The ones in Llorens have a hairy patch (they say)
Hairy patch, hairy patch
Hairy patch, hairy patch
Hairy patch, what do you say, (roundin' your wide) oh
All those in Ponce with a hairy patch
The people of Mayagüez with a hairy patch
The whole crew from Arecibo, the hairy patch
The people of Aguadilla with the hairy patch
All those in Lajas with the
The people of Guayama with the
The ones in Caguas, hairy patch, they say
Monte Hatillo, oh
Hairy patch, hairy patch
Hairy patch, hairy patch
Hairy patch, hairy patch
Hairy patch, roundin' your wide
Hairy-hairy, hairy patch

Hey
This is dedicated to all those people who shave
And leave a furry strip
Yeah, there's always some
Once I hooked up with a girl, and she had hair back there
That didn't turn me on and I went right out to buy a Gillette
She's real horny and wants me to hit it, but she has hair back there
That didn't turn me on and I went right out
(It's true)
This girl has a type of cut, everything is hairy
And hairier than you, the naked Wolfman
(Roundin' your wide)
This girl has a type of cut, everything is hairy
And hairier than you, the naked Wolfman (naked)

Check out everything I can pull out of your from way back there, back-back-back-back
I can pull a little bean from your behind
I can pull a pigeon pea from your behind
I can pull a worm from your behind
I can pull a corn kernel from your behind
I can pull a little bean from your behind
I can pull a pigeon pea from your behind
I can pull a worm from your behind
I can pull a corn kernel from your behind
Girl, my brains are fried (asshole, asshole)
Girl, oh, because your crap is gross (It's true)

Ah, look who it is, heh
Jowell and Randy, once again the same motherfuckers
Damn the mother who gave birth to them (It's true)
They sing here, they sing at quinceañeros
They sing at the beach, they sing at festivals
They sing on the roof of
(Roundin' your wide)
They sing at the housing projects at Christmas, dammit
Get them out of here, I swear, don't
Don't let me introduce these damned rascals here again
I'm going to tell you something: these guys are evil
They're from the Devil (man, motherfucker)
Hey, listen, goddammit (man, son of a bitch)
(Get the hell out of here, get out, get out)
The Loosest (motherfucker, son of a bitch)
Hey (stop that shit, man)
They have to get them out of here (motherfucker)