Текст песни On The Wing - Full Version - JrodBroccoli

What you telling me
Listen carefully
I met a gally on holiday out in Tenerife and
I can't recall if her name was Emma or Emily
She told me that she loved me
I told her she's just a friend to me but
I guess Emily wasn't feeling that energy
She was feeling the green tryna get next to me
And I could tell that she was waved off the Hennessy
She tried to say my name she calling me JrodCelery
I'm sorry to say that isn't my name
I'm kinda hypocritical though I called her Elaine
The feeling ain't reciprocal though I don't feel the same
I thought that was the end of it so I got on my plane
And now I'm in the sky but somethings weird
Cause I feel like there's been eyes on me since I got in my chair
And I'm looking up and down at the seats back and forth like a swing
Then I go up to the window and Emily's on the wing saying
"Please let me in I think that were meant to be
And I came all this way just so you would stay with me
And don't like heights I really don't wanna fall
And it's cold outside so come and open the door"
I said "What the hell you talking 'bout
I cannot hear we're 30,000 in the air"
I mean I thought she was drunk but obviously I was blind
She just lost the plot the girl was out of her mind

Well I embellished a bit
But almost all of what I said was legit
Maybe I changed a couple lines but I wouldn't say I was capping
So I'll come and clear the air let me tell you what really happened
Backpacking
Not in Tenerife but in Nepal
Surveying the Himalayas your boy was scaling them all
I did it barefoot with no rope no stress I don't fall
Surmounted the top of Everest that's when I got the call
It was the girl
Her name it wasn't Emma or Emily
It was Jenna or Genevieve
I was like what you telling me
And she said "Jrod I've been captured by the Tenerife Mafia
And the boss has heard your music and he said he's a fan of ya"
Now I've gotta go there and give him show
Or else he's gonna leave Genevieve dead in the snow
Now I could go and sing a song and then Genevieve would be saved
But there's no way I'm performing if Jrod ain't getting paid
So I went to the place I bust open the door
Henchmen filled the space a hundred of them or more
With grenades SMGs and ammunition galore
Didn't matter started battering dropping 'em to the floor
I was flipping through the air my silhouette in the sun
There were Fifty Forty Thirty Twenty One
When I turned to the boss he started raising his gun
I'm dodging all of his bullets I knocked him out with my thumb
No sweat
I saved Jenna then I left
I gathered all of my things I got on the private jet
Was in a bit of a rush I was late for meeting the King
The rest of the story's true she was hanging off of the wing

The plane lands
Dec 25 touch down in Japan
Man I'm spun whole time I though I was going home
It's the holidays now I've been stranded here all alone well
Not alone I got Emma or Emily I mean Jenna or Genevieve
I mean Elaine or Jess or Tess or Melanie
Can't remember but the girl that's still on the wing
At this point she was hanging on by a string but she's here
Go to the cockpit pilot has disappeared
I feel like I lost it suddenly I can hear
A noise from above I'm starting to feel the fear
So I climb to the top and all becomes clear
The sun sets I see the girl
She looks at me I look at her
And nothing happens for a sec
Then she grabs on the her head and pulls it off of her neck
She's a cyborg couldn't believe it I'm floored
Night falls she's shooting lazers out of her eyeballs
I'm jumping over the beams I'm dodging all her attacks
Until I'm hit with a blast I almost fall on my back
But I'm saved
Someone else was on the plane
I thought he wasn't real but somebody really came
I look at the other wing I saw where he parked his sleigh
The man the myth and the legend Saint Nicholas in the place
And he smacks her
She got rocked by Santa
So I flank her rip the propeller and shank her
Not a 1 V 2 it's a 1 v 11
Rudolph and all the reindeer
Coming down from the heavens and we jumped her
The numbers stunned her
Dismantled all of her pieces took her and dumped her
They offered to fly me home I said "If you got the time"
I got inside of the sleigh and we took off into the sky
(Um actually there's no snow in Tenerife)