Monty Python - Argument (Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974) текст песни

Текст песни Argument (Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974) - Monty Python



I'd like to have an argument, please.
Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?
No, this is my first time.
I see. Well, were you thinking of taking a five minute argument or a course?
Well, what's the cost?
It's 1 for a five minute argument, but it's 8 for a course of ten.
I think I'll take the five minutes and see how it progresses.
Very well. Now, Mr. Hayward isn't free at the moment, nor is Mr. Baker.
Here we go, Mr. Maynard, Room 12.
Thank you.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Well, I was told outside--
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
What?!
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!
YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE, YOU PERVERT!
What are you doing?! I came in here for an argument!
Oh! I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
Oh, that explains it.
Yes, you want Room 12A. Next door.
Thank you.
Not at all. (Door shuts) Stupid git.
Is the right room for an argument?
I've told you once.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
When?
Just now.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
Excuse me. Is the five minute argument or the half hour?
Oh, just the five minute.
Thank you. Anyway, I did tell you.
No, you most certainly did not.
Let's get one thing straight: I most definitely told you.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
This isn't an argument!
Yes, it is.
No, it isn't. It's just contradiction.
No, it isn't.
Yes, it is. You just contradicted me.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
No, no, no.
You did just then.
That's ludicrous.
Oh, this is futile.
No, it isn't.
I came in here for a good argument.
No, you didn't. You came in here for an argument.
Well, argument isn't the same as contradiction.
Can be.
No, it can't.
An argument is a collective series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
No, it isn't.
Yes, it is. It isn't just contradiction.
Look, if I argue with you. I must take a contrary position.
But it isn't just saying No, it isn't.
Yes, it is.
No, it isn't. Argument's an intellectual protest,
Contradiction just the automatic opposite of any statement the other person makes.
No, it isn't.
Yes, it is.
Not at all.
Now, look-- (Bell dings)
Good morning.
What?
That's it. Good morning.
I was just getting interested.
I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.
That was not five minutes.
I'm afraid it was.
Oh, no, it wasn't. (Argument professional looks around the room)
I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.
What?
If you want to go on arguing you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
But that was not five minutes, just now. (Professional whistles) Oh, come on.
If you want to continue arguing, you must pay for another five minutes.
Oh, fine. Here.
Thank you.
Well?
Well what?
That was not five minutes, just then.
I told you, you have to pay.
I just paid.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
I don't want to argue about that.
Well, you didn't pay.
Ah, but if I didn't pay, why are you arguing? Aha! Got you.
No, you haven't.
Yes, I have. If you're arguing, I must have paid.
Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
Oh, I've had enough of this.
No, you haven't.
Oh, shut up!



Авторы: TERRY JONES, MICHAEL EDWARD PALIN, JOHN CLEESE, GRAHAM CHAPMAN, TERRY GILLIAM, ERIC IDLE


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1 Look On the Bright Side of Life (All Things Dull and Ugly) [From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack]
2 Spanish Inquisition (Ending)
3 1972 Eclipse of the Sun
4 Argument (Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974)
5 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 2
6 Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' (Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974)
7 Parrot
8 Brian Song (Pt.2 / From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
9 Martydom of St Victor
10 Otto Song (Demo / Python Sing)
11 Announcement (From "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
12 Introduction
13 The Knights Who Say "Ni" (From "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
14 I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On the Radio
15 I'm So Worried
16 Witch Burning
17 Constitutional Peasants
18 Introduction - Pt. 1
19 Wrestling - Live
20 Communist Quiz (Including 'World In Action') - Live
21 Introduction (Apology)
22 Idiot Song - Live
23 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 1 / Extended
24 Gumby Theatre
25 Albatross - Live
26 Nudge Nudge (Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974)
27 Contradiction
28 Cocktail Bar - Live
29 Abattoire
30 Travel Agent - Live
31 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 2
32 Spot The Brain Cell - Live
33 Ethel the Frog
34 Bruce's Song - Live
35 Mary Queen of Scots (Extended)
36 Four Yorkshiremen - Live
37 Sound Quiz
38 Election Special (Medley) - Live
39 Be A Great Actor
40 Lumberjack Song - Live
41 Neville Shunt
42 Festival Hall Emille
43 Spam Sketch
44 Spam Song
45 Theme Song 'Liberty Bell', Pt. 2 (Live)
46 UK Tour Interview Promo
47 Camp Judges
48 Stake Your Claim
49 Arrival At Castle
50 Lifeboat
51 Camp Judges - Pt. 2
52 Undertaker
53 Logician
54 Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch
55 Camelot
56 Treadmill Lager
57 Camelot Song
58 Bishop At Home (Mr. Stoddard)
59 Arthur And God
60 Court Room Sketch
61 Classic (Silbury Hill)
62 Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)
63 French Castle
64 Introduction - Monty Python's Previous Record
65 Are You Embarrassed Easily?
66 Apology
67 A Book At Bedtime
68 Story So Far
69 England 1747: Denis Moore
70 Brave Sir Robin
71 Money Program
72 Money Song
73 Marilyn Monroe
74 Denis Moore - Pt. 2
75 Sir Lancelot & Swamp
76 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme
77 Tim The Enchanter
78 Australian Table Wine
79 Drama Critic
80 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 2
81 Argument
82 Hand Grenade Of Antioch
83 End Of Quest
84 How To Do It
85 Arthur's Song
86 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 3
87 Documentary - Terry Jones And Michael Palin
88 Pepperpots
89 Run Away Song
90 Personal Freedom
91 Brian Song
92 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 4
93 Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
94 The Wise Men At the Manger (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
95 Eric the Half a Bee
96 Sermon On the Mount (Big Nose) [From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack]
97 What Do You Do Quiz
98 Stone Salesman
99 Travel Agent
100 Stoning (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
101 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister
102 Ex-Leper
103 Silly Noises
104 You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
105 An Elk Sketch
106 Link To Revolutionaries In the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
107 Yangtse Kiang Sketch
108 Revolutionaries In the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
109 Yangtse Kiang Song
110 Romans Go Home
111 What Have the Romans Ever Done For Us?
112 A Minute Past
113 Ben
114 Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him To the Floor)
115 Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck
116 Prophets
117 Wonderful World Of Sound
118 Beard Salesman
119 Certified Stiff
120 Brian's Prophecy (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
121 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 3
122 The Hermit
123 Happy Valley
124 He's Not the Messiah (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
125 Baxter's
126 He's a Very Naughty Boy (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
127 Meteorology
128 Pilate Sentences Brian
129 Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
130 Nisus Wettus
131 The Great Debate
132 Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger) [From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack]
133 Mortuary Visit
134 Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers
135 Flying Fox Of The Yard
136 Release Brian
137 Is There
138 Not So Bad Once You're Up (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
139 Teach Yourself Heath
140 Revs Salute Brian
141 The Book Ad
142 Cheeky Is Released
143 Big Red Bowl
144 Mandy To Her Son
145 Pepperpots - Pt. 2
146 Pellagra
147 Otto Sketch
148 Election Forum
149 Otto Song
150 Dead Bishops/Rats
151 Elephantplasty
152 Brian Song - Alternate Version
153 Novel Writing
154 Radio Ad: Record Shop
155 Word Association
156 Radio Ad: Twice As Good
157 Bruce's Sketch
158 Sit On My Face
159 Bruce's Song
160 Henry Kissinger
161 Ralph Mellish
162 String
163 Doctor Quote
164 Never Be Rude To An Arab
165 Cheese Emporium
166 I Like Chinese
167 Wasp / Tiger Club
168 The Bishop
169 Raspberry
170 Medical Love Song
171 Great Actors
172 Background To History
173 Finland
174 Record Shop
175 First World War
176 Mrs. Niggerbaiter
177 Here Comes Another One
178 Oscar Wilde
179 Bookshop
180 Pet Shop
181 Do What John
182 Phone In
183 Rock Notes
184 Psychopath
185 Muddy Knees
186 TelePrompTer Football Results
187 Radio Tuning Radio 4 - Announcer Graham Chapman / Radio Time Announcer Terry Jones
188 Crocodile
189 Decomposing Composers
190 Radio Shop
191 Introduction (Monty Python / Live At Drury Lane) [Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974]
192 Bells
193 Traffic Lights
194 Llamas (Including 'Granada') - Live
195 All Things Dull and Ugly
196 Gumby - Flower Arranging - Live
197 A Scottish Farewell
198 Terry Jones - Link - Live
199 Contractual Obligation - Terry Jones and Graham Chapman Promotional Interview
200 Secret Service - Live




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