Текст песни I Am The Walrus – Live Glasgow Cathouse June '94 (Remastered) - Oasis

What's up?
What's up?
Don't matter if it's out of tune
Doesn't matter?
Doesn't matter if it's out of tune, 'cause you're cool

I am he as you are he
As you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly, I'm crying

Sitting on a corn-flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mister City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow-matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Man, you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

'Cause I am the egg man
We are the egg men
And I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob

Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied, I'm crying

Semolina pilchards
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo

Joob, joob, joo-bah
G'joob, joob, joo-bah
G'joob, joob, joo-bah
G'joob, joob, joo-bah
G'joob, joob, joo-bah