Текст песни The Precursor - Postmodern Picard

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300 milligrams of caffeine, quick fix
That and a dab is my breakfast
I'm sorry but I don't like hicks
And if you think that's offensive, you're not in the mix
Faster than the speed of light, i'm blowing up
I got a spaceship and it's glowing up
Around the edges, cause it looks dope
And i hope you can see it, you couldn't cope
With the fact that we're in outer space
You're a disgrace, please get out of my face
Wake up, take a hit or two, get a feel for the place
That's my daily routine, i try to keep the same pace
I don't lace my blunts, i ain't trying to stunt
On myself and make it feel like i'm on a hunt
I'm trying to bake a cake, no bundt
And maybe i'll give it to the one and only cheryl tunt
Or is it carol? oh who knows anymore
All i know is she's a whore
How many fingers she likes around her neck? four
And she likes to keep score
On all the times she's had sex with a coworker
And how many people are her usurper
If I played DND, I'd be a berserker
But as an observer you can call me the precursor

Yeah I'm the precursor, Postmodern Picard
Just an excuse to say my name, it ain't hard
To say, I rarely use it but I have a backyard
I play magic but don't do it, is this your card?
Yeah I'm the precursor, Postmodern Picard
Just an excuse to say my name, it ain't hard
To say, I rarely use it but I have a backyard
I play magic but don't do it, is this your card?

Vague references are my specialty
Especially when I get a fucking penalty
In Forza, it hurts the integrity of my identity
It weighs on me heavily, but it's a necessity
To keep the players in check, and keep me in check
Cause in Horizon I like to smash cars like dreck
I wish I had a deck in my backyard, no woods to peck
But maintaining it sounds like a wreck
To my mental system, I don't have a green thumb
When it comes to house maintenance, I'm pretty dumb
But i love my house, it gives me joy
And in it are lots of games and toys
I work from home so i'm in my house a lot
Its a nice plot of land, the sale was hot
It affords me a great view, and i haven't heard a murmur
In the neighborhood, if only i lived next to matt mercer

Yeah I'm the precursor, Postmodern Picard
Just an excuse to say my name, it ain't hard
To say, I rarely use it but I have a backyard
I play magic but don't do it, is this your card?
Yeah I'm the precursor, Postmodern Picard
Just an excuse to say my name, it ain't hard
To say, I rarely use it but I have a backyard
I play magic but don't do it, is this your card?

How about this one, nope?
Is this your card?
I don't do magic, I just play it