Текст песни The Everclear Song - Roger Creager

Every day in lunch in high school and all of my senior year
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of Everclear
I never had to study math, science or history
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory

In my junior year, I swore I loved sweet miss Sherrie-Ann
One night, I put some ever clear in her Dr. Pepper can
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lyin' in the yard

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me, who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear
It's the invisible intoxicant, it's called "Everclear"

I remember my church picnic in the spring of '89
They had four fresh watermelon sliced right off the vine
When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food
Hey, I pulled out the bottle, and I soaked them melons good

They never knew what hit 'em, when the potion went to work
They had grandma's doin' backflips, grandpa's lookin' up their skirts
They were singing Hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic
That the baptists had ever thrown

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me, who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear
It's the invisible intoxicant, it's called "Everclear"

When I'm drinkin' Everclear, I think I'm king of this whole world
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earle
Until I wake up, and I'm face down in the hall
Hey, I'm completely naked, for a reason I can't recall

Well, I'm kinda, sort of thinkin' that maybe I met a chick
'Cause there's perfume in the air, and there's lipstick on my neck
Well, I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere, they're easy to find

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me, who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear
It's the invisible intoxicant, it's called "Everclear"