Текст песни Embarrassing Parents - Russell Peters

Immigrant parents have the tendency to embarrass their kids, don't they?
Yeah they do. They do-- they just do shit when family comes over-- that's when they embarrass you
You can try to be as hardcore as you can but the minute your family like your relatives come over, it's over they're gonna embarras you
Filipinos you know what I'm saying

You guys always have that should happen to you!
"Show Tito Ray how you sing, show him!"
"Jude come here and dshow Tito Ray your songs, show him! Sing the songs for Tito Ray"
"Go on do it, do it- Ah I see, he's so good. So good"

Indian parents will do that, too. I remember hen I was like 14, I used to break dance--

Yea I did

I was like all the time just--

That was me back in the day, man

I remember when I was like, 14, I'd be out there all day
"Come on we're gonna break! Come on everybody, we're gonna break! We're gonna battle all day, man"
And then when my family would come over, I didn't wanna, like, break in front of my family--
But my dad was like
"Come, Russell! Show-- show uncle how you dance"

"Show uncle how you dance"

I'm like, "I don't want to show uncle how I dance!"
"Show him how you dance!"
And you're standing like an asshole--

And your uncle is like[Indian accent] "Oh, that's very good, is he retarded? I can't tell what's happening"

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