Текст песни Bin Juice Disaster - SOFT PLAY

Ah, Okay

My life is a movie
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Like Jurassic Park or Armageddon
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
A disaster movie
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Like 2012 or I Am Legend
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
I've got places to go and people to see
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Better take these bins out quickly
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
But then, chaos ensued
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
There's rancid smellin' brownish liquid floodin' the whole room
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)

My 30 liter pedal bin was filled more than it should have been
(Why did I keep pushin' it down?)
Now I'm barefoot paddlin'
And it smells like shit in my kitchen
(Why didn't I just take it out? Fuck)

My life is a daytime drama
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Like Neighbours or Home and Away
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
Under the appliances
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
The liquid makes it's way
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
The smell is proper intense
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Crack the window, light incense
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
Text my mate I'm gonna be late
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Due to this cruel twist of fate
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)

Oh, my 30 liter pedal bin was filled more than it should have been
(Why did I keep pushin' it down?)
Trousers rolled up, dry retchin'
Smells like shit in my kitchen
(Why didn't I just take it out? Fuck)

Do you want to hear a joke about procrastination?
I ain't got round to writin' it yet
Wait, what's the punchline again?
It's not the first time
It wont be the last
Just gimme a fuckin' break, is that too much to ask?
Fuck